Today, I rented some movies in attempts to cheer up my best friend. Her husband just died a few weeks ago in a helicopter accident. I was in a rush and didn't read the descriptions of the two films, one was about a plane crash where all the passengers died. She cried through the entire movie. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to watch a movie I hadn't seen before to bring my spirits up, as I've been feeling down lately. How did the movie end? Everybody died. FML
Today, I watched Cast Away with my girlfriend after not seeing it for a year. I forgot how sad it was when Wilson "dies" at the end. I cried. My girlfriend told me to man up. FML
Today, I was at a party and saw an old friend from college. I went up to her asking how she was and how her family was. She went on to tell me that her husband left her a month ago and started crying. I told her that he was an ass anyway and that she didn't need him. Turns out he died. FML
Today, I thought my coworker had confided to me that a close friend had died too soon, but it turns out she'd just ruined an expensive pan. We talked for 10 minutes and she cried. FML
Today, after I invited my friend to a movie and she cancelled on me because she had to study, I obviously agreed and cancelled our tickets, I was scrolling through Instagram stories and came across hers, and saw she was with one of her friends in that same movie theater. FML
Today, the girl I like came over to my house to watch a movie. We had seen pretty much every movie that I suggested, so we ended up watching The Lion King. I forgot how sad that movie is, because once Mufasa died I started bawling my eyes out. FML
Today, trying to be romantic, I invited my girlfriend over to watch a movie. I said she could pick one up on the way, and I'd pay for it later. I ended up having to suffer through some "movie" that involved nothing but Nicolas Cage gurning like a stroke victim between crappy fight scenes. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a scary movie, hoping I could comfort her at a scary part. Instead when a scary part came on, she reacted by throwing up all over my lap and the person in front of us. FML
Today, my best friend died in a car accident. I'm currently on a cruise with my family and my parents refuse to pay for me to go home early, which means I'm likely going to miss the funeral. FML
Today, my best friend called me to cancel our mall plans. I could hear that she was watching a movie in the background. I then called my boyfriend to see if he was busy, and I could hear the same movie in the background. FML
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__leela 0
Why did you continue to watch the entire thing...?
wordly 0
Wow, sorry, but you're an idiot.
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Comments (208)
RoguePenguin 0
Geez.... you're kind of an idiot. It's really great that you tried to cheer up your friend, but when you want to someone to feel happy it matters what movie you choose. This should be obvious.
Ima_fail 0
Awh, poor girl. Why the hell did you end up watching it anyways?! DO YOU NOT ******* READ THE BACK OR AT LEAST LOOK AT THE DAMN PICTURES ON THE FREAKING FRONT AND BACK?!
IAmBridgette 0
FAIL.
boomstar 11
Dumbass, make a decent effort next time....YDI
sabbs 0
now wut r the odds? ur stupid. when u saw the cover B4 u put the movie in...y didnt u put the other movie in? YDI
yourstruly21 0
i bet the movie was called the passengers, with anne hathaway in it
Cazly_420 0
You fail.
ELEPHANTRA 0
How about considering shutting off the movie, instead of watching the whole thing?
SonicSophie 0
You're so stupid - YDI completely. And why didn't you turn it off as soon as you realised? Ack, YDI so much!
thuryn 2
Methinks you people take this way too seriously.