Today, I rented some movies in attempts to cheer up my best friend. Her husband just died a few weeks ago in a helicopter accident. I was in a rush and didn't read the descriptions of the two films, one was about a plane crash where all the passengers died. She cried through the entire movie. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided to watch a movie I hadn't seen before to bring my spirits up, as I've been feeling down lately. How did the movie end? Everybody died. FML
Today, I watched Cast Away with my girlfriend after not seeing it for a year. I forgot how sad it was when Wilson "dies" at the end. I cried. My girlfriend told me to man up. FML
Today, I was at a party and saw an old friend from college. I went up to her asking how she was and how her family was. She went on to tell me that her husband left her a month ago and started crying. I told her that he was an ass anyway and that she didn't need him. Turns out he died. FML
Today, I thought my coworker had confided to me that a close friend had died too soon, but it turns out she'd just ruined an expensive pan. We talked for 10 minutes and she cried. FML
Today, after I invited my friend to a movie and she cancelled on me because she had to study, I obviously agreed and cancelled our tickets, I was scrolling through Instagram stories and came across hers, and saw she was with one of her friends in that same movie theater. FML
Today, the girl I like came over to my house to watch a movie. We had seen pretty much every movie that I suggested, so we ended up watching The Lion King. I forgot how sad that movie is, because once Mufasa died I started bawling my eyes out. FML
Today, trying to be romantic, I invited my girlfriend over to watch a movie. I said she could pick one up on the way, and I'd pay for it later. I ended up having to suffer through some "movie" that involved nothing but Nicolas Cage gurning like a stroke victim between crappy fight scenes. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a scary movie, hoping I could comfort her at a scary part. Instead when a scary part came on, she reacted by throwing up all over my lap and the person in front of us. FML
Today, my best friend died in a car accident. I'm currently on a cruise with my family and my parents refuse to pay for me to go home early, which means I'm likely going to miss the funeral. FML
Today, my best friend called me to cancel our mall plans. I could hear that she was watching a movie in the background. I then called my boyfriend to see if he was busy, and I could hear the same movie in the background. FML
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__leela 0
Why did you continue to watch the entire thing...?
wordly 0
Wow, sorry, but you're an idiot.
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Comments (208)
shameonmedude 0
Do you not check the covers or read the back you ****** retard....I call fake, either that or you are a complete dipshit.
CareBlair 0
Lets just hope you go to hell =)
frenchyboy 0
#138 and #141 both get me at the same time hahahaha .. but yeah. sounds fake, but HILARIOUS if it's true
aback 5
You made her watch the entire movie? 8(
MattGil 0
OMG THAT IS ACTUALLY HILARIOUS!!!
allstarplayer324 0
Couldn't you have turned it off?
ALphaOzcar 0
Wow. You may be the worst best friend ever.
olivianicole125 0
A) you suck as a best friend. or even a friend. B)you COULDVE just turned the movie off. C)was the movie final destination? D)if you really felt bad, TURN THE FREAKIN MOVIE OFF.
olivianicole125 0
its called comedies. doesn't have to be romantic. it could be one of those spoofs. or anything.
fckaduck 0
How long does it take to read a description? You fail times 98375928345z.
zimdelinvasor 0
Almost definitely fake and a rip-off of the "Mamma Mia!" one. If it is a rip-off, you are extremely pathetic for faking an FML story. If it isn't a rip-off, you are still extremely pathetic and a horrible friend. So you pretty much fail either way.