Today, I rented some movies in attempts to cheer up my best friend. Her husband just died a few weeks ago in a helicopter accident. I was in a rush and didn't read the descriptions of the two films, one was about a plane crash where all the passengers died. She cried through the entire movie. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided to watch a movie I hadn't seen before to bring my spirits up, as I've been feeling down lately. How did the movie end? Everybody died. FML
Today, I watched Cast Away with my girlfriend after not seeing it for a year. I forgot how sad it was when Wilson "dies" at the end. I cried. My girlfriend told me to man up. FML
Today, I was at a party and saw an old friend from college. I went up to her asking how she was and how her family was. She went on to tell me that her husband left her a month ago and started crying. I told her that he was an ass anyway and that she didn't need him. Turns out he died. FML
Today, I thought my coworker had confided to me that a close friend had died too soon, but it turns out she'd just ruined an expensive pan. We talked for 10 minutes and she cried. FML
Today, after I invited my friend to a movie and she cancelled on me because she had to study, I obviously agreed and cancelled our tickets, I was scrolling through Instagram stories and came across hers, and saw she was with one of her friends in that same movie theater. FML
Today, the girl I like came over to my house to watch a movie. We had seen pretty much every movie that I suggested, so we ended up watching The Lion King. I forgot how sad that movie is, because once Mufasa died I started bawling my eyes out. FML
Today, trying to be romantic, I invited my girlfriend over to watch a movie. I said she could pick one up on the way, and I'd pay for it later. I ended up having to suffer through some "movie" that involved nothing but Nicolas Cage gurning like a stroke victim between crappy fight scenes. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a scary movie, hoping I could comfort her at a scary part. Instead when a scary part came on, she reacted by throwing up all over my lap and the person in front of us. FML
Today, my best friend died in a car accident. I'm currently on a cruise with my family and my parents refuse to pay for me to go home early, which means I'm likely going to miss the funeral. FML
Today, my best friend called me to cancel our mall plans. I could hear that she was watching a movie in the background. I then called my boyfriend to see if he was busy, and I could hear the same movie in the background. FML
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__leela 0
Why did you continue to watch the entire thing...?
wordly 0
Wow, sorry, but you're an idiot.
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Comments (208)
XxBlackamusPrime 5
yea ur rite, she could have checked on her way home.
seroquels 0
too dense to read the synopsis before you rent a movie? ydi
seroquels 0
actually something similar happened to me once. a guy i was screwing came over and that movie High Fidelity came on whatever random movie station was on. we missed most of it, but when we started to watch the female lead's father was dying. my fwb was still getting over the loss of his father and was having a hard go of it. ya know what i did? i apologized [even though it wasnt my fault] and asked if he wanted me to turn it off. i didnt let him sit there and watch the rest of it! durh!
jaramia20 5
GOD !!! You made Her watch the hole thing !!! You would think that once you knew what it was about , you would TURN IT OFF !!!! YDI and FHL NOT yours !!!!
blakrhynes 0
I hate wen tht happens
Majinveggie10 0
then why didnt you turn it off?
ArielTheMermaid 17
Why didn't you turn it off???
meatbunss 1
Confronting the problem is good, right?
ley290 0
Why didn't you just turn it off?
Eternityfalls 0
WTF?? What is wrong with you?