bloodshedblack
United States
Today, I received more affection from my wife in a video game than I ever have in real life. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Aaron
Second Life
Today, I finally got to experience being loved, or at least what it looks like. I paid for a fabulous wedding in a video game with a reluctant friend, who only agreed after I explained all the free costumes, pets, and other items he'd receive. FML
I_dislike_Twilight
United States
Today, my wife showed me what was missing in our marriage with a Twilight video montage. FML
JJ
Irwin, United States
Today, I was savagely beating my wife on Call of Duty, since she demanded that I play normally and not hold back. 15 minutes later, she was raging at me, calling me a bastard and saying she wished we'd never married. FML
Anonymous
Denver, United States
Time to bail
Today, my girlfriend likes playing games on her phone more than she likes me. FML
Anonymous
Is it not your baby as well?
Today, I'm starting to realize my wife's baby loves me more than my wife. FML
Anonymous
Warsaw, Poland
Priorities
Today, I wanted to spend some time with my girl, but she was more interested in her phone and 90 Day Fiancé. Bored, I went to play video games. Ten minutes later, she came looking for me and yelled that I clearly prefer video games to her. FML
ThinZ
United States
Today, I invited a few of my co-workers over to play video games. Within an hour, my wife had gotten drunk, grabbed my controller, told me to "get back in the kitchen", and described to everyone in blood-chilling detail how she took her first boyfriend's virginity. FML
Perry Winkle
United States
Forever alone
Today, all I wanted was to spend some time with my husband, since we're always very busy. He couldn't be bothered to put down his video game. Guess I'm forever alone, even in a relationship. FML
I married a child
Gamer boy
Today, I watched my 35 year-old husband start up a new video game. He named his character "Boner." FML
rani
Oslo, Norway
Today, I came home in a really good mood, and I greeted my husband with a grin and a "Hi, babe!" He just muttered, "Why can't you just DIE?" and continued playing his video game. FML
Top comments
Krirn 21
You mean "the" wife in a video game right? Cause when you say it like that it sounds like she's play Sims with you.
FruityLoooons 8
What video game is it?
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Comments (132)
Avalanches 9
Love you, Ysodla!
grace12898 0
Skyrim?
perdix 31
Your "wife" in the video game is not giving you affection, "she" is just some well-written computer code. The way I read this is that the OP is a terminally single loser and there is not a real, live woman in his life.
redbluegreen 41
I read it this way as well.
JangoStango 0
Skyrim FTW!
rubberduckie94 13
Can't really judge this one. Your wife is either unaffectionate because that's just the way she is wired or you spend to much time playing video games and she is sick of trying to get your attention. I have seen fmls where women have stood naked in front of the tv or computer screen and such only to be told to move. Turn the game off for a couple of weeks(or so)or play only when she is gone. See if that changes things. Be sure you are showing her attention and love too because if she is being unaffectionate it could be because she feels snubbed by you and the game. If she does not change its just the way she is wired and you should talk to her about it and tell her you need more attention. Good luck.
perdix 31
Before you strain your brain too much over this one, you might consider that there is no real-life wife. It's not clear one way or the other. Maybe his wife treats him better during a WoW raid than in real life -- we just don't know.
rubberduckie94 13
Fear not, my brain has not been strained.
lmfb07 0
You did NOT pick a winner
foofoo1237 7
...sims?
lowie89 7
Maybe if you didn't play video games do much you would get more loving
grannygruber 6
Ok. Is you game wife computer code or is your real wife a gamer too? If she is both your real and game wife then you both spend too damn much time gaming and need to meet eachother in the real world!
PartyxRocked 0
Please don't be Second Life. Then it'll be the exact same thing I go through with my boyfriend.