Today, I received more affection from my wife in a video game than I ever have in real life. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Second Life
Today, I finally got to experience being loved, or at least what it looks like. I paid for a fabulous wedding in a video game with a reluctant friend, who only agreed after I explained all the free costumes, pets, and other items he'd receive. FML
Today, my wife showed me what was missing in our marriage with a Twilight video montage. FML
Today, I was savagely beating my wife on Call of Duty, since she demanded that I play normally and not hold back. 15 minutes later, she was raging at me, calling me a bastard and saying she wished we'd never married. FML
Time to bail
Today, my girlfriend likes playing games on her phone more than she likes me. FML
Is it not your baby as well?
Today, I'm starting to realize my wife's baby loves me more than my wife. FML
Priorities
Today, I wanted to spend some time with my girl, but she was more interested in her phone and 90 Day Fiancé. Bored, I went to play video games. Ten minutes later, she came looking for me and yelled that I clearly prefer video games to her. FML
Today, I invited a few of my co-workers over to play video games. Within an hour, my wife had gotten drunk, grabbed my controller, told me to "get back in the kitchen", and described to everyone in blood-chilling detail how she took her first boyfriend's virginity. FML
Forever alone
Today, all I wanted was to spend some time with my husband, since we're always very busy. He couldn't be bothered to put down his video game. Guess I'm forever alone, even in a relationship. FML
Gamer boy
Today, I watched my 35 year-old husband start up a new video game. He named his character "Boner." FML
Today, I came home in a really good mood, and I greeted my husband with a grin and a "Hi, babe!" He just muttered, "Why can't you just DIE?" and continued playing his video game. FML
Top comments
Krirn 21
You mean "the" wife in a video game right? Cause when you say it like that it sounds like she's play Sims with you.
FruityLoooons 8
What video game is it?
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Comments (132)
dutchy12 1
Stop gaming and go do something else. Helps.
xLunaKillzUx 5
You brought her home, maybe you're just not exciting. :/..
meruu_2005 1
10+ approval
ugh202 0
skyrim?
goliatron 9
SKYRIM I wuv my wife!
hateevryone 15
poor thing
TheDrudgeChild 4
Obviously you've never played a really good video game.
grog_fml 3
probably because you spend so much time playing video games.
lorenaleeye_fml 4
WOW
myoukei 31
nice wife.