bloodshedblack
United States
Today, I received more affection from my wife in a video game than I ever have in real life. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Aaron
Second Life
Today, I finally got to experience being loved, or at least what it looks like. I paid for a fabulous wedding in a video game with a reluctant friend, who only agreed after I explained all the free costumes, pets, and other items he'd receive. FML
I_dislike_Twilight
United States
Today, my wife showed me what was missing in our marriage with a Twilight video montage. FML
JJ
Irwin, United States
Today, I was savagely beating my wife on Call of Duty, since she demanded that I play normally and not hold back. 15 minutes later, she was raging at me, calling me a bastard and saying she wished we'd never married. FML
Anonymous
Denver, United States
Time to bail
Today, my girlfriend likes playing games on her phone more than she likes me. FML
Anonymous
Is it not your baby as well?
Today, I'm starting to realize my wife's baby loves me more than my wife. FML
Anonymous
Warsaw, Poland
Priorities
Today, I wanted to spend some time with my girl, but she was more interested in her phone and 90 Day Fiancé. Bored, I went to play video games. Ten minutes later, she came looking for me and yelled that I clearly prefer video games to her. FML
ThinZ
United States
Today, I invited a few of my co-workers over to play video games. Within an hour, my wife had gotten drunk, grabbed my controller, told me to "get back in the kitchen", and described to everyone in blood-chilling detail how she took her first boyfriend's virginity. FML
Perry Winkle
United States
Forever alone
Today, all I wanted was to spend some time with my husband, since we're always very busy. He couldn't be bothered to put down his video game. Guess I'm forever alone, even in a relationship. FML
I married a child
Gamer boy
Today, I watched my 35 year-old husband start up a new video game. He named his character "Boner." FML
rani
Oslo, Norway
Today, I came home in a really good mood, and I greeted my husband with a grin and a "Hi, babe!" He just muttered, "Why can't you just DIE?" and continued playing his video game. FML
Top comments
Krirn 21
You mean "the" wife in a video game right? Cause when you say it like that it sounds like she's play Sims with you.
FruityLoooons 8
What video game is it?
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Comments (132)
corleon198425 22
Indigo prophecy or heavy rain well it started out good in the marriage for both the main actors and actresses
indistructo 3
Of you read it carefully it seems like he is sayings doesn't have a wife or girlfriend and if OP did have a girlfriend then she was not loving.
Aspen_Grace33 27
Could be Second Life as well.
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
Second Life is sadly not a game. It's meant to be what it's called.
Michael_92 20
Second life is stupid. Just such a waste of time to download it and check it out.
goodgood_fml 5
Loved Second Life. I don't play anymore though.
Aspen_Grace33 27
Technically Sims isn't a game then either. Unless there is a way to "win", nothing is a game!
Enslaved 38
Video game wives, obey your commands. Maybe if you put down the controller and paid more attention to your real wife, she may come around?
ice_rose88 0
Oh OP, this is sad. I've been there. Literally. Destroyed my marriage.
KeyboardWarrior 10
You were married and divorced at 23? Wow. No offense to you, but... Wow.
rhysfucker 24
Ydi. Put down the controller, pick up some candles, bubble bath, and a nice card. A woman's 'buttons' don't push themselves.
thiscrazything 1
Maybe you are nicer as a virtual husband.
kemando 22
Awwww yeah, LEVEL UP!
43trauts 14
or GAME OVER
Pelreskovich 11
'Ding!' ..anyone?
Nosrebor 8
47, I don't think anybody knows what that means...
prinzess_fml 25
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Pelreskovich 11
They put diamond rings is MMOs for a reason! Not sure why but this reminds me of players hosting in-game funerals for players that died in real life, then get jumped by the opposing faction, war!!!!