Today, I received an award from my school rewarding me for my honor roll and my cheerleading. When I brought the certificate home my mom congratulated me and hugged me. I worked really hard for this and all my dad had to say was, "Try this flavor of Doritos." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I won an award at school for my hard work. Afterwards, my parents told me off. Why? They wanted my brother to get it instead of me. FML
Today, I attended my school's special invitation-only awards ceremony, relieved that I was getting a much-needed scholarship. I watched all my friends go up and win scholarships. In the end, I only got a certificate for doing well on the PSAT. My whole family showed up for this. FML
Today, on Halloween, I received an award for my progress at my drug rehab clinic. I told my mom we should celebrate by going out to eat. Her response? "I got you a turkey sandwich from the hospital cafeteria." Thanks Mom. FML
Today, I was granted a donation to pay for a creative writing course. When I told my mom she couldn't even muster a smile. She found her excitement later, however, when she posted how proud she was of me on Facebook. I can only get praise through my mom attention-whoring on social media. FML
Today, while at a grocery store, I told my mom I had some good news. She exclaimed, "You finally got a boyfriend?!" No mom, just an A on my math test. FML
Today, I received my acceptance letter to one of the most prestigious universities in the US, as well as a nice scholarship. I was so proud of myself, I eagerly showed my dad, hoping he would shed a tear or two. His only words were, "Just get a job so you can get the hell out of my house." FML
Today, I told my mom I was finally going on a diet. She let me know how proud she is of me fighting temptation, by making my favorite cookies and dinner. FML
Today, I graduated from college and my parents gave me an apple. Not the computer, the fruit. FML
Today, at the awards ceremony at my school, I ended up winning the top achievement award in my grade. The principal spent at least ten minutes talking about my success to the audience, the whole time referring to me as a "he" as I stood right next to him. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I got a text from my mom that said, "Your dad and I are so proud of you." Sweet, right? It was meant for my brother. FML
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mikey2469 0
awe didn't get your ego stroked? quit your bitchin.
texas_justice 0
...pretty good doritos?
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laurachiica15 0
that's what u get for being a cheerleader.. haha
karmaslave 5
You seriously thought they'd be impressed with cheerleading? YDI.
dylansomething 0
awww poor you.. at least he's there to say anything to you. bitch.
powde12 0
I hate to break it to all you cheer haters out there but it's not a walk in the park I'd like to see anyone of you try to throw a girl in the air or ge thrown in the air I've been a cheerleader for almost 7 years now and I can honestly say it's harder than being a football player I know I've done it there's nothing whitish about cheer either all the cheerleaders job is to entertain your sorry asses and yea it kind of is a big deal since it's right up there in the extreme sports section right beside bmx and skateboarding and yea cheer realy can get you somewhere I've been a profetional for almost 4 years and payed for almost 2 plus for all you guys that are thinking fag you go have fun watching guys tackle each other for balls while I go get payed to grab a girls ass and look up her skirt all day enough said
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
I have a sneaky suspicion you weren't an honor roll student, though.
powde12 0
your sneaky suspicion is correct I was a 65 average student I only acelled in what I thought I needed for my future ie. math science physical education and culinary arts
madmax82988 0
he's just a guy big deal
mona_is_here 10
who cares about those stupid awards
jsbass89 0
sry that sucks. but just so u know i got a dad JUST like that. i just gave up on it a long time ago so it doesnt really bother me anymore.
chrisauh 4
wow ydi for overreacting to such a little thing
bennyboy111 7
can u show me some skillz lol :P
Tantaran 0
your dad is full of win. you seem like you're full of whining and bitching. did you even tast the damn doritos? those doritos are also full of win.