Today, I received an award from my school rewarding me for my honor roll and my cheerleading. When I brought the certificate home my mom congratulated me and hugged me. I worked really hard for this and all my dad had to say was, "Try this flavor of Doritos." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I won an award at school for my hard work. Afterwards, my parents told me off. Why? They wanted my brother to get it instead of me. FML
Today, I attended my school's special invitation-only awards ceremony, relieved that I was getting a much-needed scholarship. I watched all my friends go up and win scholarships. In the end, I only got a certificate for doing well on the PSAT. My whole family showed up for this. FML
Today, on Halloween, I received an award for my progress at my drug rehab clinic. I told my mom we should celebrate by going out to eat. Her response? "I got you a turkey sandwich from the hospital cafeteria." Thanks Mom. FML
Today, I was granted a donation to pay for a creative writing course. When I told my mom she couldn't even muster a smile. She found her excitement later, however, when she posted how proud she was of me on Facebook. I can only get praise through my mom attention-whoring on social media. FML
Today, while at a grocery store, I told my mom I had some good news. She exclaimed, "You finally got a boyfriend?!" No mom, just an A on my math test. FML
Today, I received my acceptance letter to one of the most prestigious universities in the US, as well as a nice scholarship. I was so proud of myself, I eagerly showed my dad, hoping he would shed a tear or two. His only words were, "Just get a job so you can get the hell out of my house." FML
Today, I told my mom I was finally going on a diet. She let me know how proud she is of me fighting temptation, by making my favorite cookies and dinner. FML
Today, I graduated from college and my parents gave me an apple. Not the computer, the fruit. FML
Today, at the awards ceremony at my school, I ended up winning the top achievement award in my grade. The principal spent at least ten minutes talking about my success to the audience, the whole time referring to me as a "he" as I stood right next to him. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I got a text from my mom that said, "Your dad and I are so proud of you." Sweet, right? It was meant for my brother. FML
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Top comments
mikey2469 0
awe didn't get your ego stroked? quit your bitchin.
texas_justice 0
...pretty good doritos?
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Comments (205)
1LL337 0
Zombieteef- Stop flipping me, off it's not nice. K? thx, bai! RawrCupcakes- You should totally edit the word "cupcake" out of your profile picture. Just sayin...
zombieteef 0
If you're a creeper I will flip you off, k? thx bai.
CookiesNOJ 0
3 strikes and you're out.. Pick your next victim wisely.
gutzzzz 0
YDI for being a cheerleader, for getting good grades, for hating doritos, and for trying to make your dad look bad :) if you only did all that to make someone else think a certain way about you then ur shallow, you should be proud of youself and do those things for yourself :p
ban_anaa 0
quitcherbitchen and try the doritos already .
kybabyy 4
I don't know many dads who would get that excited by cheerleading- cheerleaders themselves maybe, but since you're his daughter... Or maybe he's secretly incredibly proud of you, but he doesn't know how to express his emotions. Whatever. It's more of a mother-daughter thing.
welandedonthemoo 5
#66 ur hot. and op, get over it
briiana012 3
did u try the doritos
wolfrahm 0
Maybe your father is having problems accepting the fact that his only son is a cheerleader and not the quarterback.
piinkbunnii 1
Lmao FTW
ladyrhubarb 1
if they were the cheeseburger kind... then YDI for not wanting any. those things are godly.
buttshapedfruit 0
ydi for wanting to keep ur legs open to da whole world. cheerleading *****!'
redtigerlily 5
where they nice?