Today, I received an award from my school rewarding me for my honor roll and my cheerleading. When I brought the certificate home my mom congratulated me and hugged me. I worked really hard for this and all my dad had to say was, "Try this flavor of Doritos." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I won an award at school for my hard work. Afterwards, my parents told me off. Why? They wanted my brother to get it instead of me. FML
Today, I attended my school's special invitation-only awards ceremony, relieved that I was getting a much-needed scholarship. I watched all my friends go up and win scholarships. In the end, I only got a certificate for doing well on the PSAT. My whole family showed up for this. FML
Today, on Halloween, I received an award for my progress at my drug rehab clinic. I told my mom we should celebrate by going out to eat. Her response? "I got you a turkey sandwich from the hospital cafeteria." Thanks Mom. FML
Today, I was granted a donation to pay for a creative writing course. When I told my mom she couldn't even muster a smile. She found her excitement later, however, when she posted how proud she was of me on Facebook. I can only get praise through my mom attention-whoring on social media. FML
Today, while at a grocery store, I told my mom I had some good news. She exclaimed, "You finally got a boyfriend?!" No mom, just an A on my math test. FML
Today, I received my acceptance letter to one of the most prestigious universities in the US, as well as a nice scholarship. I was so proud of myself, I eagerly showed my dad, hoping he would shed a tear or two. His only words were, "Just get a job so you can get the hell out of my house." FML
Today, I told my mom I was finally going on a diet. She let me know how proud she is of me fighting temptation, by making my favorite cookies and dinner. FML
Today, I graduated from college and my parents gave me an apple. Not the computer, the fruit. FML
Today, at the awards ceremony at my school, I ended up winning the top achievement award in my grade. The principal spent at least ten minutes talking about my success to the audience, the whole time referring to me as a "he" as I stood right next to him. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I got a text from my mom that said, "Your dad and I are so proud of you." Sweet, right? It was meant for my brother. FML
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Top comments
mikey2469 0
awe didn't get your ego stroked? quit your bitchin.
texas_justice 0
...pretty good doritos?
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Comments (205)
CallMeHush 1
Well, they do have some exciting new flavors. I wish anti-flood was timed by someone who's lips didn't move when they read.
CookiesNOJ 0
I like the new first degree burn flavor =00
CallMeHush 1
Doritos Collisions, mmmmmmmm!
sparkz2010 0
well done anyways
Lmfao_69 0
lol mmmm Doritos
mmmfunyons 0
mmmm funyons are better.
SweetestSin 4
In all fairness Doritos really are awesome!!
joker141 0
sweetestsin I like how there's a babies arm in your picture lol
SweetestSin 4
LOL my oldest son was running around :-)
redbluegreen 41
Everybody loves Doritos!
LilAfo 4
maybe this was his way to reward u ...?
jassporah 0
that's a tasty reward.
stephhh23 0
uh ok?
markisunder0ath 0
worked really hard to get honor roll and do cheerleading? who cares. maybe if you worked really hard to win the Nobel peace prize and run a super marathon. quit bitching.
UmbreonKirby 14
I couldn't have phrased this better myself
PotatoBlankey39 2
Congratulations on getting your award! Any accomplishment deserves recognition and you should be proud of yourself! I'm sure your dad loves you no matter what. He probably just didn't understand that was really was a huge deal to you. Men are weird like that sometimes. My dad is like yours... It doesn't really hit him unless it somehow applies to him directly.
Devolver 0
^^you make me puke.
corme_fml 0
Because I'm sure the daughter is soooo interested in the raise or the overtime he got at work that week.
Zonadow 0
Oh yeah, your life really ******* sucks - YOU GOT AN HONOR ROLL. Quit whining! ****!