Today, I received a text message from my older brother. It said, "Ah... I want you". I hope to god it was intended for someone else. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a text from my mom that said, "Your dad and I are so proud of you." Sweet, right? It was meant for my brother. FML
Today, I sent a romantic, flirty text to my boyfriend. A few minutes later, I got a reply from… my mom, saying, “I don’t think this was meant for me, but thanks for making my day awkward.” FML
Today, I wrote a text to the guy I've had a crush on for two years. I typed "hey" and put my phone down, not ready to send it. A little while later, I heard it buzz. The reply said "Um... what?" Apparently my sister had added "I'm a shitty prostitute" to my text and sent it. FML
Today, I got a message from my brother on Facebook that read, "They're watching you." This wouldn't have been such a big deal if he hadn't been dead for two years. FML
Today, my brother called me up. He said he needed to talk to me. Whenever someone says that, I naturally I get nervous. He said, "I gave one of my friends your number." I was shocked and asked why. "Your life makes me sad." FML
Today, I texted my brother saying, "Always remember I love you! Never forget it!" to which he replied, "You better not be doing drugs." FML
Today, I received a wedding invitation. It was from my ex-girlfriend, who left me for my brother. FML
Today, I got a text from my mom that said, “I’m so proud of you!” I immediately replied, “Thanks, Mom!” Then I realized it was meant for my sister, and my mom had accidentally texted me instead of her. FML
Today, I sent my sister a text about how fat I was becoming and looking as disgusting as my ex-husband. When I checked to see if she had received it I saw that I had accidentally sent it to my ex-father in law. FML
Today, I was told I have a brother… By a stranger in a parking lot, while leaving my grandfather's wake. FML
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little_musician 0
"Today, I accidentally sent a text to my sister saying 'Ah... I want you.' FML"
samisalsa 0
Isn't that a line from a Spice Girls song? Maybe he was trying to bring up some '90s nostalgia.
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Comments (40)
mmiikkee 0
Hey asshole clearly it wasn't for you. And don't you find it a little weird that you are so worried that you post it online that your brother is hitting on you? Come on... **** you
technicolourain1 0
It's fml, that's what people do.. Dimwit
gothnotemo 0
Inbreeding!
safirestar09 0
OP had better move down South.
allylolll 0
oh god, 29. that reminds me of my cousin in texas. -facepalm-
GargleThyBallSac 0
Obviously he didn't mean it unless he spends way too much time with you
jerry2295 1
It was obviously one of his friends or a joke when be was with his friends. Settle down and stop worrying.
latkematzoball 0
duz it was a wrong number. ya im sure ur older brother rlly wants to **** u and would tell u like that
blackbeltlawyer 9
I don't care whether you're British or a United States citizen but speak and write the kings English please
cuterthanuthink 0
ahahaha this made me LOL
hai_im_bruno 0
13, stfu. it was a joke or an accident. and its funny.
Frenz 0
Maybe the rest of his message got cut off. The other part is probably "to shut the hell up".
biancster 0
lol
dragonwarrior 3
Unless your brother is seriously ****** up then you could pretty much assume that either it wasn't meant for you or just a prank. If it was intended for you FYL