Today, I received a pair of earrings, a necklace, and some rings as a Christmas gift from my grandma. This would have been nice if I weren't a guy. This is her way of mocking me for wearing what she calls "girl colors", such as white. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I bought my girlfriend a very expensive necklace. I gave it to her thinking she'd be extremely happy. Instead she was mad at me because my gift for our anniversary was better than hers. FML
Today, after buying my girlfriend a $700 bracelet for Christmas, I hinted that I wanted a pair of Oakleys. She told me I shouldn't get her anything and that I should expect even less. FML
Today, I gave my wife a $900 necklace as a special Christmas gift. She gave me a set of Star Wars pajamas. As it turns out, I was more excited to wear my gift than she was to wear hers. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me a beautiful pair of very expensive diamond earrings, along with a card that read, "To my beautiful brown eyed Princess." My ears aren't pierced, and my eyes are green. FML
Today, I had a very long, complicated talk with my girlfriend. Apparently, since she isn't religious, she doesn't have to give anyone Christmas presents, and yet expects everyone to give her some. She then told me what I should get her. FML
Today, I was bombarded with pictures of my little sister's Christmas present. It was a huge engagement ring. I got broken up with in public on Christmas eve. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me the present she'd bought for me. I said, joking, "I hope it's not a tie!" It was a tie. FML
Today, my girlfriend came home and announced that she'd just bought a $40 pair of flipflops. She then declared that I wouldn't be getting a birthday gift this year due to budget shortfalls. For hers a month prior, I'd got her a $300 piece of jewelry. FML
Today, I was taking my grandma shopping, when she pointed at a pair of thongs and told me if I don’t start wearing them I won’t get a man. I've been married for 4 years, gran. Thanks for paying attention. FML
Today, for my mom's birthday, I couldn't figure out what to get her, so I just took some of her jewelry, wrapped it up, and re-gifted it. She recognized it instantly. FML
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Sir_ND_Pity 35
Joke's on her! You can sell those things and buy yourself something nice, OP :)
XxDanno316xX 27
Hey, just thank your grandma and pass the gifts to your girlfriend.
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Comments (87)
ShortyJorty 9
Welcome to the club. On Wednesdays we wear pink.
Deaths_Wife 11
Maybe you can put then in the pawn shop & buy yourself something or give it charity (: I mean you could get anything with money .
satega 16
Gift her a basketball next year for wearing guy colors
DrippingSarcasm 20
Wear black/go goth/start doing things associated with the Devil to freak her out! Hooray, family fun.
simsgirlgem 25
wow really I never knew white was a girl color I thought it was neutral boy was I wrong aka your granny is a jerk
AlexRen 21
If you got more than two. You can wear two on your ring finger then other one on your pinky.,wear the earrings and necklace.
JoBHarvelle 7
I'm still trying to figure out how the color white is "feminine".. o.o
Omniprism 15
Wow she's a bit crazy and a lot old fashioned. I bet you can sell them and get money...maybe? Hope things get better.
YellowSquirrel92 17
Are they at least from Tiffany's? (Commenter said in a joking manner)
TheMystery13 13
Give her a jock strap, condoms, and some Just For Men hair dye.