Today, I received a pair of earrings, a necklace, and some rings as a Christmas gift from my grandma. This would have been nice if I weren't a guy. This is her way of mocking me for wearing what she calls "girl colors", such as white. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I bought my girlfriend a very expensive necklace. I gave it to her thinking she'd be extremely happy. Instead she was mad at me because my gift for our anniversary was better than hers. FML
Today, after buying my girlfriend a $700 bracelet for Christmas, I hinted that I wanted a pair of Oakleys. She told me I shouldn't get her anything and that I should expect even less. FML
Today, I gave my wife a $900 necklace as a special Christmas gift. She gave me a set of Star Wars pajamas. As it turns out, I was more excited to wear my gift than she was to wear hers. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me a beautiful pair of very expensive diamond earrings, along with a card that read, "To my beautiful brown eyed Princess." My ears aren't pierced, and my eyes are green. FML
Today, I had a very long, complicated talk with my girlfriend. Apparently, since she isn't religious, she doesn't have to give anyone Christmas presents, and yet expects everyone to give her some. She then told me what I should get her. FML
Today, I was bombarded with pictures of my little sister's Christmas present. It was a huge engagement ring. I got broken up with in public on Christmas eve. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me the present she'd bought for me. I said, joking, "I hope it's not a tie!" It was a tie. FML
Today, my girlfriend came home and announced that she'd just bought a $40 pair of flipflops. She then declared that I wouldn't be getting a birthday gift this year due to budget shortfalls. For hers a month prior, I'd got her a $300 piece of jewelry. FML
Today, I was taking my grandma shopping, when she pointed at a pair of thongs and told me if I don’t start wearing them I won’t get a man. I've been married for 4 years, gran. Thanks for paying attention. FML
Today, for my mom's birthday, I couldn't figure out what to get her, so I just took some of her jewelry, wrapped it up, and re-gifted it. She recognized it instantly. FML
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Sir_ND_Pity 35
Joke's on her! You can sell those things and buy yourself something nice, OP :)
XxDanno316xX 27
Hey, just thank your grandma and pass the gifts to your girlfriend.
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Comments (87)
skittyskatbrat 19
Perfect :D You just need to box those up nicely, and you have emergency gifts for a girlfriend for birthdays, anniversaries, Christmas, Valentine's Day, or (best of all), the "I know you had a crappy day/shift/week but I love you and hope this helps" present. Your grandma is entirely out of touch. So...why not have fun with this? You are now commanded to wear these the next time you see her. Along with a flowery pink and white shirt and a braided white leather belt. If she's going to be antagonistic, give her a reason to bitch ;-)
grunt_fml 17
There is only one answer to this. Sell the jewelry and buy lots of white clothes for the money.
Blavock 12
Your grandmas a ******* retard
Hazamachi 12
Just think about what a nice present they'll make for a future girlfriend
NatalieOntheTram 11
So wear them and act like the "girl" she thinks you are. Preferably while out in public.
reymon8823 24
Are you Portuguese or Italian? Sounds like your grandma I'd old school off the boost like my avo is she's from Saint Michaels island in the azores Portugal
anujt360 13
What does any of this mean?
Stitcher 14
I didn't receive anything from my grandma. Regift them to your girlfriend.
numberswoman 14
I had a bitch grandmother, too. Sorry!
DonULFonso 22
The next gift from you to her will be a broom, I take, 'cause YOU KNOW ;) ...
runnerj116 11
Merry Christmas?