JellitonOctopus
United States
Today, I received a package from an unknown address. Inside were doll heads and cigarette butts. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Burlington, United States
What was in the box?
Today, I got a notification that a package had been delivered. I opened my door and saw it on at doorstep. I was expecting one, so I grabbed and opened it, then realized it wasn’t mine, but my neighbor’s. I had to awkwardly re-tape it, then sneak over and leave the disturbing contents of the box on their porch before they noticed. FML
Anonymous
United States
Knock yourself out
Today, my package with two brand new toys got delivered to the wrong apartment. Somewhere in this apartment complex, a stranger is either judging me or having the best day of their life. FML
CabbageFart92
Thanks, I hate it
Today, a package was delivered to my house. Thinking it was my new blender, I hurriedly brought it in to open it. Inside the box was an assortment of rotten vegetables that stank like Satan's asshole. I have no idea who it's from or why they hate me so much. FML
TGIF
Oh shit
Today, I received a package labeled “Confidential.” Excited, I opened it in front of my coworkers, thinking it was a PR gift. It was the new toilet seat I'd mistakenly sent to my work address instead of my house. FML
Anonymous
Thanks UPSDHLFML
Today, my friend received a package I sent her by mail. The package was already ripped open on arrival, two out of the three blouses I sent her were missing and a limited edition glass cup I sent her with the apparel was smashed. FML
Anonymous
Chicopee, United States
Today, I finally got around to cleaning out my mother's things after her passing. In the process I found a fancy box. What did it contain? A collection of crack pipes. FML
ZeldaovaPeach
Brisbane, Australia
Thanks, I hate it
Today, I received an envelope with my name written in beautiful writing in my mailbox. I just moved in the day before and hadn't given the address to anyone or met my neighbors yet so I was a bit surprised by it, even more surprised to find nothing but a dick pic inside. FML
Denofthieves
Porch piracy
Today, I received a text saying that a package had just been delivered to the house. By the time I reached the front door, it had been stolen. FML
Kevin can't wait
Brest, France
What is happening right now?
Today, I got a notification from a delivery carrier that my package had been delivered. I opened the door to find a perfectly wrapped box with no address, no label, and a note inside saying, "You’ll know when it’s time." I still don’t know what it means. FML
Anonymous
The nerve!
Today, a couple of packages were stolen from our apartment doorstep shortly after being delivered. A little while later, the thief brought the torn packaging back and left them at the bottom of our stairs. FML
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Rickilynn1 10
You have a secret admirer!
azad_fml 0
This is a "wtf" situation
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mandarine_fml 3
This is chain letter. Add to them some useless crap the same and send further :)
bamberbear 0
That's so funny! How is this a FML?
THE_A_TEEN 28
It's an FML because she got a mysterious package from an unknown address, and that package was filled with severed doll heads and cigarette butts. OP get's creeped out. Let me send you a package with severed doll parts, broken glass and every1luvsboners with you and see if you don't get creeped out and yell FML.
osbourne_fml 11
Id call the cops
islander03 5
one way or another, im gonna find ya . im gonna get ya get ya get ya get ya
doubleroses 3
Yes with past events with mail you're actually going to open an unknown package!?!?!? You're a dumbass! What if that was something a lot worse!?!? This is why Americans are simple easy terrorist targets.
THE_A_TEEN 28
And what about those other people around the world who was in a terrorist attack? Hard to hit targets? Why generalize America as a whole, you ass-wipe?
mandarine_fml 3
He shook the package and it didn't explode :)
ghashlycrumbs 8
..note to self: Try this..
thiscrazything 1
Obviously it is chives and quondams.
emmacharbs 1
Lol that's creepy af
Johnny6speed 0
Umm, that's not so creepy. Unborn fetus head with cigarette buts placed in their eye holes would be. Now THAT would creep me out.
Azail 15
If you can think of things like that then I am scared for your future children.. Especially when it hits to be halloween
dirtroadmopar 0
obama stimulace package