Today, I received a letter from the state saying my 14-year-old daughter is now legally recognized as a male. I have no idea what happened. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my 14-year-old daughter convinced my son that when he was born, he was actually born as a girl, but we wanted a boy so bad we had his gender changed. Now he wants to change back to a girl because now he doesn't feel right as a boy. Last year, she got her other brother to cross dress. FML
Today, I got a letter from the state that I'm being divorced. I've never been married. FML
Today, I got a call from my parents' divorce lawyer. When I answered the phone, she thought I was my mother and told me the details about my parent's divorce. I'm a 13-year-old boy who sounds like a woman and just learned that my parents are separating. FML
Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant. The father is my 15-year-old son. FML
Today, my eldest daughter announced she was getting divorced. She never even told me she was married. FML
Today, my husband is hurt and upset that our daughter legally changed her name the day she turned 18. I had to ask him, as nicely as I could, what the hell he expected when he named her Lisa and her last name is Simpson. FML
Today, I found out I have a daughter. How did I find out? She added me on Facebook. FML
Today, a little girl came up to me and asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" I said, "I'm a girl of course!" She walked away, looking dazed and saying, "Whoa." FML
Today, I took my 16 year-old daughter to get a bank account, taking her birth certificate with us as requested. When the teller wrote her name down on a piece of paper, my daughter said, "How do you know my name?" The teller just looked at her and held up her birth certificate. I raised a nitwit. FML
Today, I found out that my daughter not only has a boyfriend, but that they're trying for a baby. She's barely 15. FML
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jonnygw 4
dad, there's something i have to tell you...
SkoomaKi 28
I think it's time for a talk with your " daughter".
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Comments (226)
customparachute 0
Well, wouldnt a state document have all the official information on it? Names, birth certificate copies and the such? Surely it couldnt have been a mix up.
falling4youxo 7
Um... That's weird. Hopefully it was a very strange, unusual prank.
DreBeezy 9
Well, uh..... You like breadsticks?
Masterofkittens 0
I frikken love breadsticks
erfia 0
Papa gino's are amazing
j_cat187 20
Fishsticks are better.
christancoma 5
Well maybe it was a mix-up? Just approach your daughter/son with the letter and ask her/ him if she/he knows anything about it.
head2133 12
The ****?
ArielTheMermaid 17
Whaaaat?? So confused!
davek 36
More information is required. Was the name and address on the letter correct? Do you actually have a 14-year-old daughter? Has she been seeing a doctor? Has there been any previous hint that she may be in some way LGBTQ? Has there been any other official correspondence to get mixed up?
poindextrr 2
my nephew is 3 and screams if u put boy clothes on him or give him a car to play with... its all princess clothes and barbies. At14 you know if your in the wrong body. so unless you have no contact with ur kid you wouldve known about the transformation. if u do have contact, its been mis-sent to you
iplayhockey3 9
the mother might have something to do with it. since the daughter/son is under 18, she/he cant sign any consent forms
DocBastard 40
Definitely sit down and talk to her. Um, him. Ask her, er, him what happened. Maybe he, uh, she, wait no, he...shit, what was I saying?
AmbrosiaWriter 17
I think you were carefully inserting your expensive shoe clad foot into your mouth and smiling amicably. ^_^
GovernorGeneral 8
No, he was explaining how to apply make-up.