Today, I received a letter from the state saying my 14-year-old daughter is now legally recognized as a male. I have no idea what happened. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my 14-year-old daughter convinced my son that when he was born, he was actually born as a girl, but we wanted a boy so bad we had his gender changed. Now he wants to change back to a girl because now he doesn't feel right as a boy. Last year, she got her other brother to cross dress. FML
Today, I got a letter from the state that I'm being divorced. I've never been married. FML
Today, I got a call from my parents' divorce lawyer. When I answered the phone, she thought I was my mother and told me the details about my parent's divorce. I'm a 13-year-old boy who sounds like a woman and just learned that my parents are separating. FML
Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant. The father is my 15-year-old son. FML
Today, my eldest daughter announced she was getting divorced. She never even told me she was married. FML
Today, my husband is hurt and upset that our daughter legally changed her name the day she turned 18. I had to ask him, as nicely as I could, what the hell he expected when he named her Lisa and her last name is Simpson. FML
Today, I found out I have a daughter. How did I find out? She added me on Facebook. FML
Today, a little girl came up to me and asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" I said, "I'm a girl of course!" She walked away, looking dazed and saying, "Whoa." FML
Today, I took my 16 year-old daughter to get a bank account, taking her birth certificate with us as requested. When the teller wrote her name down on a piece of paper, my daughter said, "How do you know my name?" The teller just looked at her and held up her birth certificate. I raised a nitwit. FML
Today, I found out that my daughter not only has a boyfriend, but that they're trying for a baby. She's barely 15. FML
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jonnygw 4
dad, there's something i have to tell you...
SkoomaKi 28
I think it's time for a talk with your " daughter".
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Comments (226)
jerseyboy732 16
Well atleast you don't have to pay for the wedding anymore
DudeYmustI 0
Sorry hunnies.. Dad
Akharr01 5
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Hmmmm, take her to jail for a str*ip search?! Or take her to the doctors for a "Check up"
glowtmickey 0
Then you cab do something really dirty like read comic str*ps.
upsidedownfrownn 5
Damn.
CookieCrazy 8
Good for her! If that's what she wants, she should be able to pursue her goals.
CookieCrazy 8
That is, if she was the one to change it.
WyKeD 0
more people like you is what the world needs right now. Tolerant & Understanding. I'm not religious, but by force of nurture & habit I'll say "Bless You"
A7X_LoVeee 10
TROLLED.
HeartAttackSmz 1
Umm maybe her doctor sent in a false report? >.
iloveshim 14
Why would he do that? That would be a douchey doctor.
GovernorGeneral 8
Ever heard of accidents? Mistakes? Errors?
bubble25_fml 5
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*HE can do it himself, and you are never too young to know your gender identity.
xxmel 6
If she really wanted a sex change, there wouldn't be anything wrong with it. The point is she's fourteen. Somehow, she changed her gender without your knowledge or it was a mix up.
HogwartsDropout7 0
*14 year old son.