Today, I received a letter from the state saying my 14-year-old daughter is now legally recognized as a male. I have no idea what happened. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my 14-year-old daughter convinced my son that when he was born, he was actually born as a girl, but we wanted a boy so bad we had his gender changed. Now he wants to change back to a girl because now he doesn't feel right as a boy. Last year, she got her other brother to cross dress. FML
Today, I got a letter from the state that I'm being divorced. I've never been married. FML
Today, I got a call from my parents' divorce lawyer. When I answered the phone, she thought I was my mother and told me the details about my parent's divorce. I'm a 13-year-old boy who sounds like a woman and just learned that my parents are separating. FML
Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant. The father is my 15-year-old son. FML
Today, my eldest daughter announced she was getting divorced. She never even told me she was married. FML
Today, my husband is hurt and upset that our daughter legally changed her name the day she turned 18. I had to ask him, as nicely as I could, what the hell he expected when he named her Lisa and her last name is Simpson. FML
Today, I found out I have a daughter. How did I find out? She added me on Facebook. FML
Today, a little girl came up to me and asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" I said, "I'm a girl of course!" She walked away, looking dazed and saying, "Whoa." FML
Today, I took my 16 year-old daughter to get a bank account, taking her birth certificate with us as requested. When the teller wrote her name down on a piece of paper, my daughter said, "How do you know my name?" The teller just looked at her and held up her birth certificate. I raised a nitwit. FML
Today, I found out that my daughter not only has a boyfriend, but that they're trying for a baby. She's barely 15. FML
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jonnygw 4
dad, there's something i have to tell you...
SkoomaKi 28
I think it's time for a talk with your " daughter".
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Comments (226)
vip3r20 8
you gotta remember its from India lol
missrubyruby 0
SUCKS TO BE YOU that you don't understand or follow your childs gender issues. Man up and accept your child regardless of what gender they recognize themselves as. Male or female, still your blood. Be a father and show your love.
Kk_Waylen24 21
What in the heck did you do??
dragynfyre 4
I'd say FYL because you had no idea this was happening. whether it was something your child wanted or a screw up by the state. But if it is what she wanted, love her for who she is, not what she is. if the state screwed up, make sure they fix it.
eatpussy 0
Maybe you got someone else pregnant and you didint know about it and THAT mother gave the child a sex change?
Shoebert00 0
If your child is transgender, it depends on where you live but generally there's no set rule as to when one can change their name and gender marker. They just have to have a letter from a therapist, generally. and I know this because I am a transgender FtM.
tastymonsterkake 0
There is a girl, who is two grades below me and only 15, that recently got her gender changed to male. I assume not anatomically... But she- or he- is now a dude...
Bekll 31
He was always male, just got his gender marker changed.
LolFMLnot 10
Congratulation , now you have a son :D
zoetta 0
Aha hook me up!
Alphabake 3
Something wrong? have you checked the examination carefully?