Today, I received a detention because I threw up on the school nurse who wasn't going to send me home. According to her, stomach ulcers are not a true health issue, so there's no reason to leave. FML
mollymaykitty tells us more.
I've had this ulcer for over a two months. I randomly get sick from it when food has too much spices on it. The lunch today was spicy though you couldn't see the spices on the outside. I took one bite of it, threw the rest away, and within a few hours I got sick.
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popoman 0
Lawsuit to the school and/or get her fired. Actually, in these dire economic times, you should probably just get her reprimanded; otherwise, it may be too cruel to make her lose her job.
txgirl09 5
Ouch. How can you get a detention for something you can't control? Some people. And she deserved it. I hope it stained.
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Comments (244)
SEMURR_00 5
I wouldve thrown up on her then punch her In her face
jmcr 27
That nurse had it out for you
KevinFlynn 13
you can sue the school
musiciangirl591 16
that sucks, i've had ulcers before, not fun, not fun at all, you should tell someone about her though
The_9th_Doctor 18
sue the school
doglover100 29
The nurse is a bitch. How do you get detention for something you can't control? I bet if someone fainted or had a fever she'd tell them to get over it.
booterus 20
She's a school nurse. She'd put a bandaid on a gunshot wound if she could.
kayayye 22
should've puked all over her office, walk out and tell her to go **** herself. That would've been more funny
Hgbest11 6
what are the odds that the exact same thing happened to me ?