Today, right now, I can say one thing for certain: Despite not knowing exactly what it means to be conventionally attractive, I still know for a fact I'm the exact opposite of that. People have told me that I look homeless. I shudder to think of how I'd look if I were actually homeless. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I learned that standing next to a hobo doesn't make me look better in comparison, but instead just makes me seem like a hobo as well. FML
Today, a homeless guy told me I looked like shit and to have some self-respect. Right. FML
Today, I realized that the homeless people I give change to all dress better than I do, including the one that doesn't believe in pants. FML
Today, I was going out with my supermodel-gorgeous friend, so I put extra effort into looking good. I thought I looked pretty good, but when we got to the subway station, a drunk old man looked at us and loudly announced, "That's always the way it is, there's a fit one and an ugly one." FML
Today, I've come to the realization that the only people to call me handsome are women above the age of 55, gay men, or women trying to get money from me and failing. I don't even get a compliment on a haircut after not cutting it for a year. FML
Today, while walking past a homeless man, I heard him comment on the woman in front of me saying, "I should come to this side of town more often, there's some hotties here." Then he saw me and said, "Wait, no, I think I'll stay on the other side of town." FML
Today, even though I'm overweight, I was feeling alright about the way I looked in the historical costume I'm required to wear by my job. A little kid came in and asked me if I was having a baby. Guess I don't look as good as I thought. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML
Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML
Today, three different strangers stopped me on the street and asked if I was Brad Pitt. Either there's some kind of conspiracy going on, or I'm the world's ugliest woman. FML
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Top comments
Nikki 17
Homeless doesn’t mean unattractive, it means unkempt, put more effort into your appearance
dreams2383 20
it sounds like you are not keeping up with yourself not that you are not attractive. the most attractive person in the world can look homeless if they don't take pride in their appearance. be profuse of what God gave you. youtube can help you with styling and appearance
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Nikki 17
Homeless doesn’t mean unattractive, it means unkempt, put more effort into your appearance
dreams2383 20
it sounds like you are not keeping up with yourself not that you are not attractive. the most attractive person in the world can look homeless if they don't take pride in their appearance. be profuse of what God gave you. youtube can help you with styling and appearance
tiptoppc 21
Do you own a comb or brush, or only know OF them?
Iamthebanzai22 21
So take care of your appearance and dress better?