Today, I realized the closest I've ever been to being hit on was with a car in the school parking lot. Even then, the guy claimed he "didn't notice" me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I watched my high school crush pull into the parking spot next to me, and then almost immediately he started backing out once he saw me parked next to him. FML
Today, while skating to school, I got hit by a car, In front of the school. I went flying and everyone saw. The girl who hit me only said, "Oops, didn't see you." FML
Today, I noticed I parked behind a boy I like. Trying to impress him with my driving skills, I ended up forgetting to put the car in reverse and rear-ended him. FML
Today, after getting off the phone with a girl I'm interested in, I parked on campus and ate my lunch in the car. As I was sitting there, she appeared out of nowhere and walked to her car. I was parked directly behind her car, sitting there like a creepy ass. FML
Today, a guy hit on me. It's such a rare occurrence that I didn't know how to react, so I panicked and said "Sorry, I have to go!" Then I remembered we were on a bus, and just turned around and awkwardly pretended he wasn't there. FML
Today, I hit a car while trying to park. Assuming that no one saw, I moved my car and parked somewhere else. Hours later I get a call from the university police. While backing up to go to the police station I hit another car. FML
Today, I watched as a guy hit my car, laugh when he saw me running towards him, and drive away. FML
Today, I went to work early and saw my crush's car in the parking lot, so I parked next to her. After that, I looked over at her car to see her staring at me with a weird look and her saying, "Really?" Then she gestured around the lot; I looked around to find it completely empty. FML
Today, I was skating to school and a car stopped then when I was skating across, then another car came and hit me and I went flying.. Her one response was ,"Oops, sorry, didn't see you." Everyone else saw me. FML
Today, someone left a note on my car, saying "You're gorgeous. Call me. #######." I called the number and they said they saw me in the store I was in, telling me "You were the ONLY attractive person in there." We decided to meet up. He walks over, I say hi, he says "I think I put my number on the wrong car." FML
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FMLandurstoo 9
The nice man down the street noticed you.
deviable 9
Bella!?
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Comments (70)
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
At least we know she ain't fat(:
onthetoilet 3
That's what happens when your invisible
RA661 8
Her invisible what?! Do tell.
illmatic2 16
You could make a great ninja.
tinydanzr 6
That's a pickup line
deviable 9
It would be if it was a pickup truck.
RabidBunny 10
Don't let it get you down! I never get noticed and when I do, they only fire insults at me. You are more than what they realize and you will get yours one day. :D Live long and happy friend...
angelzzoya 5
Omg dats kinda sad
crownlogic 25
This kind of reads like you're going to get hit by a car...but I do know what you're trying to say and that sucks for you.
GoblinsAndJello 1
The biggest complaint you have is that you have not been hit?? Oh poor baby!! We should transfer you to an abusive family so that you may have that experience!! What a lame FML
perdix 31
Start wearing low-cut tops. Show off the circles your mom drew on your chest! If you still can't attract attention, there are always glory holes that need to be manned.
every1luvsboners 11
And man-holes that need to be serviced. I actually quit buying toilet paper because mathematically I could hire an ugly dwarf to clean my arse with her tongue for a lot cheaper and get daily rim-jobs. It's a win-win for me.
Kingrat3154 4
You don't need to dress like a ***** to get attention, just be friendly and smile. Otherwise guys will be looking at you for the wrong reasons
j_cat187 20
Toss salad, oh you some shit now! Calling me a dog, Well leave a dog alone, Cuz mornings gona stop me from burying my bones. -OGB, Dog Shit
j_cat187 20
Mornings? Ahhshit I ****** up. How did nothing turn to morning?
exleonhart 0
Yes. We do.
ashleymwall 6
I feel the same way
every1luvsboners 11
Talk to RabidBunny about it. The two of you were meant to be together. Y'all can sit around and bitch about how horrible that your lives are until you're 99 years old and ******** whole prunes.