Today, I realized the closest I've ever been to being hit on was with a car in the school parking lot. Even then, the guy claimed he "didn't notice" me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I watched my high school crush pull into the parking spot next to me, and then almost immediately he started backing out once he saw me parked next to him. FML
Today, while skating to school, I got hit by a car, In front of the school. I went flying and everyone saw. The girl who hit me only said, "Oops, didn't see you." FML
Today, I noticed I parked behind a boy I like. Trying to impress him with my driving skills, I ended up forgetting to put the car in reverse and rear-ended him. FML
Today, after getting off the phone with a girl I'm interested in, I parked on campus and ate my lunch in the car. As I was sitting there, she appeared out of nowhere and walked to her car. I was parked directly behind her car, sitting there like a creepy ass. FML
Today, a guy hit on me. It's such a rare occurrence that I didn't know how to react, so I panicked and said "Sorry, I have to go!" Then I remembered we were on a bus, and just turned around and awkwardly pretended he wasn't there. FML
Today, I hit a car while trying to park. Assuming that no one saw, I moved my car and parked somewhere else. Hours later I get a call from the university police. While backing up to go to the police station I hit another car. FML
Today, I watched as a guy hit my car, laugh when he saw me running towards him, and drive away. FML
Today, I went to work early and saw my crush's car in the parking lot, so I parked next to her. After that, I looked over at her car to see her staring at me with a weird look and her saying, "Really?" Then she gestured around the lot; I looked around to find it completely empty. FML
Today, I was skating to school and a car stopped then when I was skating across, then another car came and hit me and I went flying.. Her one response was ,"Oops, sorry, didn't see you." Everyone else saw me. FML
Today, someone left a note on my car, saying "You're gorgeous. Call me. #######." I called the number and they said they saw me in the store I was in, telling me "You were the ONLY attractive person in there." We decided to meet up. He walks over, I say hi, he says "I think I put my number on the wrong car." FML
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FMLandurstoo 9
The nice man down the street noticed you.
deviable 9
Bella!?
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Comments (70)
exleonhart 0
Craaaap, I just realized I'm going to get so many thumb downs for writing "we do."
MrIncredibleSME 3
Kind of like the Invisible Woman in Fantastic 4? Now SHE was sexy...
vi3tno_romeo 5
Have some self-esteem and believe in yourself just abit more.
IKickPuppiesHard 16
Wtf is this? Disney? Gtfoh!
Nuahavizu 17
LOL. Yeah because that solves everything. I can think I'm a great person all I want, and yeah... I am a great person. Doesn't mean that by some amount of magic anyone is going to just POOF decide to hit on me. And just because you wish it true doesn't change the universe. All the good vibes in the world can't unmake nuclear weapons, and no amount of good wishes or belief can undo the attack on 9/11
MrIncredibleSME 3
Also, there's a difference between getting hit on and getting hit by a car... so I wouldn't compare the two. It's like saying the closest you ever got to eating an apple was stepping on an orange. If that's the case though, goooood luck. Sounds like you'll need it.
bewareimannoyed 13
it's called a play on words...
upyourzlolz 11
Don't worry. At least it wasn't a truck.
chickenpie90 16
Haha good one :P
SxeDaze 13
Sigh...Meg , stop trying to hit on mr.Herbert and go to your room.
JinxosGirl87 0
At least you won't have creepy men following you to your car from the grocery store just to talk about the weather in a lame attempt to start a convo and then act hurt when you jump in your car and lock the doors...
dusdra 7
poor u
Nuahavizu 17
Oh wow, it must really suck being noticed by the other gender. That must be sooooo much worse than being invisible to them. You know, i had a stalker once for like a month or so, and i actually enjoyed it because it was the only time a girl ever noticed i existed. I WISH that any one of them would try to start a conversation with me, even about something stupid like the weather, and i'm sure the OP feels the same. I get that you have a valid opinion for probably never having the same problem as the OP, but that doesn't make what you said any less insensitive.
panda_heroo 0
At least people don't try to run you over with a school bus.every week man -_-
thisisafunnyname 12
He's soooo playing hard to get