PurpleSloth
Tracy, United States
Today, I realized that without my birth control pills, I would have no idea what day it is. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Australia
Malpractice
Today, I found out that I have unnecessarily been using birth control for the past 10 years. A surgery I had following a complication with my first child apparently rendered me infertile, and none of the doctors bothered to enlighten me. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a mother. This was a mystery, since I take birth control and use condoms all the time. Or, at least, it was, until my mother admitted to swapping my pills and poking holes in my condoms so she could have a grandchild before she died. FML
irwingiggles
Netherlands
Today, I figured out how my birth control works. If you're on your period for four months straight you can't have sex, so you won't be pregnant. FML
Anonymous
Manhattan, United States
Too little, too late
Today, I went to the health department to get on some birth control. I left the health department without birth control, and with the news that I'm pregnant. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I found out I was born as a result of someone switching my mom's birth control pills with Tic Tacs. FML
hellolaina
San Francisco, United States
Today, I realized that without fail, even if I'm not supposed to get it, I get my period just in time for vacations. FML
Username
United States
Today, I discovered my boyfriend has been slipping me abortion pills to "supplement" my regular birth control. FML
samantha
United States
Today, I found out that after using several types of birth control, and being paranoid about pregnancy, I've been infertile for years. FML
Anonymous
Yeet it
Today, I found out that even though my girlfriend is on the pill, and even though my girlfriend took emergency contraception, she became pregnant days after the first time we had sex without a condom. FML
Anonymous
India
Safety first
Today, I found out that morning after pills don't work if you're already ovulating. I also found out that I might become a father wayyyy sooner than expected. FML
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Welshite 40
Buy a calendar.
LiterOfCola 16
Rough and getting off. That's just the way she likes it
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ALlamaOnFire 20
LETS DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN!
Satoaoi 13
so the pills serve as a calendar too. cool
kayluhh18 11
I rely on mine for the day of the week sometimes too lol
Frustrated78 11
Since you're obviously stupid, please continue taking them so you don't breed any mini-stupids.
Vinnie500 14
Wait, is your hair blonde prehaps??
ABrokenRose 7
I have that same issue. I am more likely to realize what day of the week it is because it then any other means.
slingo234 12
It's a good thing ur not procreating then
karmicsamadi86 9
Without that constant reminder of having to write it down on my notes, as soon as I was finished with school I found myself never knowing what the date was. For the most part I still don't. It's sad, but my Attending is who keeps up to date.
alitbaby 14
calendar?
Life_sucks_13 6
It's okay OP! It's the same with me! Sometimes I even screw those up!