PurpleSloth
Tracy, United States
Today, I realized that without my birth control pills, I would have no idea what day it is. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Australia
Malpractice
Today, I found out that I have unnecessarily been using birth control for the past 10 years. A surgery I had following a complication with my first child apparently rendered me infertile, and none of the doctors bothered to enlighten me. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a mother. This was a mystery, since I take birth control and use condoms all the time. Or, at least, it was, until my mother admitted to swapping my pills and poking holes in my condoms so she could have a grandchild before she died. FML
irwingiggles
Netherlands
Today, I figured out how my birth control works. If you're on your period for four months straight you can't have sex, so you won't be pregnant. FML
Anonymous
Manhattan, United States
Too little, too late
Today, I went to the health department to get on some birth control. I left the health department without birth control, and with the news that I'm pregnant. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I found out I was born as a result of someone switching my mom's birth control pills with Tic Tacs. FML
hellolaina
San Francisco, United States
Today, I realized that without fail, even if I'm not supposed to get it, I get my period just in time for vacations. FML
Username
United States
Today, I discovered my boyfriend has been slipping me abortion pills to "supplement" my regular birth control. FML
samantha
United States
Today, I found out that after using several types of birth control, and being paranoid about pregnancy, I've been infertile for years. FML
Anonymous
Yeet it
Today, I found out that even though my girlfriend is on the pill, and even though my girlfriend took emergency contraception, she became pregnant days after the first time we had sex without a condom. FML
Anonymous
India
Safety first
Today, I found out that morning after pills don't work if you're already ovulating. I also found out that I might become a father wayyyy sooner than expected. FML
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Welshite 40
Buy a calendar.
LiterOfCola 16
Rough and getting off. That's just the way she likes it
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makaylapeacock 7
You're using a phone or iPod. Has a calendar.
misspennycakes 7
Go back to school
twinkiefeets 17
1-and why should she be off her birth control.
twinkiefeets 17
Maybe get a job or hobbies or both.
KiddNYC1O 22
At least you remember the month, right?
AlixXxPoguin 6
It's cool...I do the exact same thing. I never know what day it is unless I took my birth control that day.
KingCeltic77 18
If you rely on pills that much, then it's the **** calendar.
picante72 24
If you wrote this on a phone just look at the top of the screen. Those numbers are the date and time. If you are using a computer then glance at the bottom right corner of the monitor. Done
Life_sucks_13 6
Sometimes it's not always like that. My phone at the top only notes the time unless locked and my computer is usually wrong because I don't like changing it on day light savings
Darkasnight1717 8
Congratulations? Do you want a cookie?
akiahara 14
Your phone is very smart.
Pyapi 20
OP, don't worry, it happens! I used to go to a school where a whole week's worth of homework was due on Wednesday, so I always knew what day of the week it was. When I left the school, I was completely lost for a few days - it's normal until you final get used to it!