PurpleSloth
Tracy, United States
Today, I realized that without my birth control pills, I would have no idea what day it is. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Australia
Malpractice
Today, I found out that I have unnecessarily been using birth control for the past 10 years. A surgery I had following a complication with my first child apparently rendered me infertile, and none of the doctors bothered to enlighten me. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a mother. This was a mystery, since I take birth control and use condoms all the time. Or, at least, it was, until my mother admitted to swapping my pills and poking holes in my condoms so she could have a grandchild before she died. FML
irwingiggles
Netherlands
Today, I figured out how my birth control works. If you're on your period for four months straight you can't have sex, so you won't be pregnant. FML
Anonymous
Manhattan, United States
Too little, too late
Today, I went to the health department to get on some birth control. I left the health department without birth control, and with the news that I'm pregnant. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I found out I was born as a result of someone switching my mom's birth control pills with Tic Tacs. FML
hellolaina
San Francisco, United States
Today, I realized that without fail, even if I'm not supposed to get it, I get my period just in time for vacations. FML
Username
United States
Today, I discovered my boyfriend has been slipping me abortion pills to "supplement" my regular birth control. FML
samantha
United States
Today, I found out that after using several types of birth control, and being paranoid about pregnancy, I've been infertile for years. FML
Anonymous
Yeet it
Today, I found out that even though my girlfriend is on the pill, and even though my girlfriend took emergency contraception, she became pregnant days after the first time we had sex without a condom. FML
Anonymous
India
Safety first
Today, I found out that morning after pills don't work if you're already ovulating. I also found out that I might become a father wayyyy sooner than expected. FML
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Welshite 40
Buy a calendar.
LiterOfCola 16
Rough and getting off. That's just the way she likes it
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SphinxJinx 0
Me too. I even forget later what day it is and need to check that I did actually take my pill today and not yesterday. :P
Cupcake040 17
What!!!!??? Clearly you have the 28 pack (the one with the sugar pills)........cause if you took the 21 pack would you lose 12 weeks if the year from this dependency???!! I just read all the others.........omg and I'm ashamed other women doing the same thing!!
twinkie193 6
Dumb ****
SomeDeadRabbits 8
Did you realize this when forgetting to take one and in turn, forget what day it was? Because if so, you just won a NEW BABY!
aceofspace320 5
F*ck the calendar, look out of the window... Might give you an idea about the time of day.
anjtrg_1112 23
This FML reminded me to take my pill. Thank you, ma'am.
helen_ellexo 22
Amen sister!
L2U7A_E5I9A2E8H 20
It was a Tuesday.
Maaska 16
Whatever works
trickiestboss 10
sounds like you missed a day