Today, I realized that the guy I've been sending anonymous, dirty emails to knows who I am. My signature, which includes my full name, was automatically added to the end of every email. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I emailed my crush an anonymous love letter. It wasn't until twenty minutes later that I realized that the email address I used contained my full name. FML
Today, I discovered my ex has been signing my email up for various newsletters. I knew I was getting a lot of spam, but didn't know why. It became apparent when one of these emails had his name in it. FML
Today, I finally found out who has been hacking my email account to send dirty messages to my teacher. My dad. FML
Today, I decided to finally tell my name to this really hot guy I had been anonymously chatting with for a couple of weeks. He said he would be fine with whoever I am, and want to go out with me. After sending my name, there was a long, awkward pause, and his last reply to me was, "Oh." FML
Today, I noticed that I've been spelling my company's name wrong in my email signature for over a year. FML
Today, my creepy, stalker ex-girlfriend was given an anonymous love letter. She's convinced it's from me. FML
Today, I found out that my 'girlfriend', who I've been emailing with, was really my friend playing a prank on me. He asked me for naked pictures of myself and I sent them to him. FML
Today, a guy I blocked online for sending me creepy messages showed up at my house. I have no idea how he found my address, or even my real name. FML
Today, I was emailing a government employee at the place I'm hoping to get hired by. I realized too late I had been emailing her with my personal email address, which is rather jokey and unprofessional. She noticed and started referring to me as that. FML
Today, my university professor asked us to submit anonymous course feedback. I wrote three paragraphs criticizing his lectures. Ten minutes later, I realized I'd left my full name at the bottom of the page. FML
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Top comments
sourskittle95 5
sorry op but you totally deserved it.
vivsss 11
why were you sending dirty emails anyway?
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Comments (288)
disneyfan101 6
if he didn't tell you to stop, then he probably liked it xP I wouldn't worry too much OP!
IHeartJimi02 0
He could have been deleting them too. That's what I do when I get an email from someone I don't know.
AHylianHuman 7
How do you not even realize that? Most email applications (even webmail) show you the signature before you even start writing the email. YDI.
Mini_Pedobear 0
let's keep both answers the same:D
Hello_kitty_love_fml 0
A signature with your whole name? That's a first..
Hello_kitty_love_fml 0
A signature with your whole name? That's a first..
hiitisbrooke 28
YDI deserving people. That's just plain stupid.
Hello_kitty_love_fml 0
A signature with your whole name? That's a first..
IAmNotAnAnimal 9
Wanna post that a few more times?
patzz12 0
FAILLLL!!!!!
Hello_kitty_love_fml 0
A signature with your whole name? That's a first..
hiitisbrooke 28
You are one of the
hiitisbrooke 28
YDI deserving people. It's just plain stupid.
Fuk_Your_Life 2
ur dumb :)
swizzle9162 5
I agree
tayza249 20
If you're going to insult someone, at least use correct spelling. This just makes you look stupid.