Today, I realized that the full body wax I got two weeks ago that my wife told me would look sexy doesn't just make me look like a completely hairless ten-year-old boy. The ingrown hairs everywhere now make me look like someone with chicken pox. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had my back waxed to deal with the uncontrollable hair growth. Afterwards, I broke out in numerous pimples where the hair used to be. Basically, a lose-lose situation. FML
Today, my fiancé asked me to do some manscaping. I got a little overzealous and now I look like a 12-year-old boy with razor burn. FML
Today, since we can’t go out due to the quarantine, my wife decided she wanted to shave my back with a razor. Two hours later, I have a sore back and I look like I'm wearing the front half of the worlds ugliest sweater vest. FML
Today, I was waxing my legs and somehow dropped an enormous dollop of hot wax on my naked crotch. I refused to yank it off, but still had to cut it off with scissors. So now I have a huge patch of pubic hair way shorter than the rest of it. It looks a right mess FML
Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML
Today, I decided to use an at-home waxing kit for the first time to get rid of the hair on my upper lip. After experiencing the trauma of waxing, I fell asleep. A few hours later, I woke up to see that I now have acne everywhere I had waxed. I have an acne mustache. FML
Today, it turned out the razor I used for manscaping wasn't as new and sharp as I'd thought. My entire crotch is now overcome with an unfathomable amount of razor burn. FML
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML
Today, after much debate, I let my mom wax my eyebrows. Now I get to look super surprised until they grow back. FML
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Top comments
TaylorTotsYumm 10
Why would you ever want your man completely hairless? D;
lostforwhatever 0
Don't listen to your wife. EVER.
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Comments (80)
fearfulsymmetry 1
Someone is whipped.....and seriously, a FULL body wax? Why would a man do that? I don't even think half of the female population do that.
TaylorTotsYumm 10
Meow wa-cha! ! You've just been pussy whipped.
Mister_Grinch 0
Hey! I take offense to that. I'm a Kitteh and Kittehs like me go "ChaaPow!" :)
TaylorTotsYumm 10
WA-CHAAAA!
damage006 0
yh I thought I'd message u 2 see wat u wud doooo :) Radom ino lol
iheartglasses 0
Take this as lesson learned :) And it might hurt but a good exfoliating scrub might help the hairs out lol
femaleodd 0
Personally, I don't like hairy dudes. But I know the feeling. The same thing happens every time I shave down stairs.
AssDan 0
"The only time and body........" Wtf is this?
1personinthiswor 0
I can't believe I'm the first to say this - OP, your grammar is also representative of a 10 year old.
elmorous 0
Does it really matter?
suppressed08 2
girls arnt actually meant to be hairless either. They don't buy razors for the crack..
lovelyliz916 5
Eww, does it hurt??
Shorty_Shaza 5
full body wax?? Duuuuuude thats gotta hurt. Get revenge on ur wife
perdix 31
Why would you do all your parts at once? Get your hairy back waxed and see how it goes before you go all out. Even better, just shave your junk and make her suck it up, I mean, about the rest of your body hair. The accidental meaning of that sentence could be pleasant, too.