Today, I realized that the cashier at the liquor store and I are already on a first-name basis. I just moved to this town a week ago. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the girl who works at the liquor store came to where I work. She recognized me. FML
Today, I was addressed by name by the liquor store clerk. I've never told him my name. He's just seen my ID many times. FML
Today, a local liquor store gave me a holiday gift for being such a great customer. They're not the first ones to do so. FML
Today, a coworker introduced herself to me and told me she hopes I enjoy my new job. We've worked in the same building for two years. I say hello every time I see her. FML
Today, I bought a small bottle of liquor to share with my husband to celebrate our move. It took three hours at the store as the cashier, manager, GM, and a police officer checked my ID believing it was fake. I'm 25. FML
Today, I realized that my alcoholism has gotten so bad that I rotate liquor stores so the clerks don't think bad about me. FML
Today, for the first time in a month, I talked to someone in person besides my grandmother and my husband. It was a store clerk calling me "Miss" and asking if I was finding everything okay. FML
Today, I went up and spoke to someone at my local grocery store because I thought he was my neighbor. We chatted for nearly two minutes before he politely said, "I'm sorry, I have absolutely no idea who you are." I still had to finish shopping in the same aisle. FML
Today, I went to a grocery store after work, exhausted. I nodded politely at a woman who smiled at me repeatedly. I realized at checkout she thought I was someone she knew. I nodded through a full conversation without knowing who I was pretending to be. FML
Today, I started my new job. Only after I met my new boss did I realise I've met him before. He was at my friend's party last month, the only time in my life when I got so wasted that I danced on a table before puking on myself. He remembers me, too. FML
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Beebow_fml 5
Get some self control
imnotcraZ 0
Charlie sheen? is that you?
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Comments (117)
xdust 4
That's how I am with the cashier at the knife store.
khatyangelz 0
O.O
chanma 0
big deal, the cashier knows your name.. so what?
rubberbullets 0
buy in larger quantities to cut the constant trips ya drunk
wtfmylifedude 8
Sheen much?
jenaandtyler4eva 0
go get some help and stop buying so much liquor and beer and why not do something fun movies mall buying something nice for your self i really don't see why people drink and smoke for
bluegoldfish 7
weell...that was kind of uncalled for. i mean, its great that you have your opinion you can stick to, but dont expect everyone else to agree with you just because its expressed in a sanctimonious and self-righteous way...
aimdya 5
Seriously what is the big deal that you are on a first name basis with a cashier, like others have said maybe they are good with names and is friendly. Would you say FML if you were on a first name basis with the grocery store cashier after being in a town for a week? no. alot of cashiers and such are encouraged to use a customer's name when they can especially if they are competing with bigger stores because it is more friendly and personable than saying ma'am or sir. And since it is a liquor store you had to show your ID and they took note of your name and either introduced themselves or you saw their name tag. On the other hand you could be a drunken slot that has to go buy more booze constantly to keep that perfect level of shit faced.
lilponygurrl 0
you should invite him/ her to your Alcoholics Annonymous sessions.
Lolathacontrola 0
It's called good customer service, get over yourself!!!
dealwithit84 0
you got problems or they are stalkerish. I think the former is true
jdeshnerx3 0
what's so bad about that?