Today, I realized that the cashier at the liquor store and I are already on a first-name basis. I just moved to this town a week ago. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the girl who works at the liquor store came to where I work. She recognized me. FML
Today, I was addressed by name by the liquor store clerk. I've never told him my name. He's just seen my ID many times. FML
Today, a local liquor store gave me a holiday gift for being such a great customer. They're not the first ones to do so. FML
Today, a coworker introduced herself to me and told me she hopes I enjoy my new job. We've worked in the same building for two years. I say hello every time I see her. FML
Today, I bought a small bottle of liquor to share with my husband to celebrate our move. It took three hours at the store as the cashier, manager, GM, and a police officer checked my ID believing it was fake. I'm 25. FML
Today, I realized that my alcoholism has gotten so bad that I rotate liquor stores so the clerks don't think bad about me. FML
Today, for the first time in a month, I talked to someone in person besides my grandmother and my husband. It was a store clerk calling me "Miss" and asking if I was finding everything okay. FML
Today, I went up and spoke to someone at my local grocery store because I thought he was my neighbor. We chatted for nearly two minutes before he politely said, "I'm sorry, I have absolutely no idea who you are." I still had to finish shopping in the same aisle. FML
Today, I went to a grocery store after work, exhausted. I nodded politely at a woman who smiled at me repeatedly. I realized at checkout she thought I was someone she knew. I nodded through a full conversation without knowing who I was pretending to be. FML
Today, I started my new job. Only after I met my new boss did I realise I've met him before. He was at my friend's party last month, the only time in my life when I got so wasted that I danced on a table before puking on myself. He remembers me, too. FML
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Beebow_fml 5
Get some self control
imnotcraZ 0
Charlie sheen? is that you?
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Comments (117)
Yngve_fml 9
Let me guess .. Your name is Apu Nahasapeemapetilon?
darren42 0
hey congrats it took me a week and a half but ignore anyone that trys to tell you what to do on here. who are they too judge
lpspann87 0
leggings are NOT pants. this never should have been an issue.
DIESINBLOOD 0
Wrong FML, brah.
s3xymoma 1
hahhahha lol. good one.
niki74_fml 0
seriously, don't drink. go to rehab or something cause you are addicted
lllaalaa 0
Ahahah there's nothing wrong with that! I mean just because the author buys it a lot doesn't mean this person is the one drinking it ALL. Come on now(;
bigbisawesome 0
maybe u should wear some REAL PANTS and not freaking leggings u retard cuz leggings are something u wear underneath ur pants or with a skirt or shorts
DreaminOfMusic 0
I think you might have accidentally commented on the wrong FML
WallyTheWombat 0
I like how you're calling op a retard when you aren't even in the right FML.
DreaminOfMusic 0
INTERVENTION TIME!!!
laxgirl313 0
maybe he's just really friendly! but that is a short amount if time!
FBlaxer 0
i would say that you drink to much, but i dont wanna be hypocritical...