Today, I realized that the black leggings I wear quite often become see-through when I bend over. I have been showing the world my ass as well as my thong for over a month now. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after my shift at the hospital ended, I happened to look into a full-length mirror. My new scrubs turned out to be see-through. Instead of my undies, everyone got a good look at my cellulite-ridden ass. Fan-fucking-tastic day to wear a thong. FML
Today, I found out by chance that my rather loose and totally decent yoga pants become completely transparent as soon I bend over and they stretch on my ass. Seriously, who designs these things? Peeping Toms?! FML
Today, I got all the way until after lunch before I realized my new pants were basically leggings, and that you could see my pink thong through them. I was in a training with a bunch of the guys that work the production floor, and I’m pretty sure they noticed. FML
Today, I was walking through the streets with my best friend, feeling confident in my new skinny jeans. My friend said, "you really should be wearing a thong with those pants, your underwear line is showing". I was wearing a thong, those lines were just my fat rolls. FML
Today, I wore new gym leggings to spin class. Ten minutes in, the instructor gently pulled me aside to whisper, “Those leggings, they’re see-through.” I had been doing squats in front of a full-length mirror the entire time. FML
Today, I realized why you should never wear a thong under yoga pants that are a couple of sizes too small. It's a weird thing, seeing your co-worker's anus. FML
Today, I was at the grocery store. I bent to get some dog food off the bottom shelf and felt my pants tear. My jeans split right across the back seam, showing everyone I was wearing a pink thong under them. I had to ditch my cart and leave as I had no way to cover myself. FML
Today, for the first time in a while I decided to wear a skirt. Everytime I sit down my thighs trap air and make a farting sound. FML
Today, I was walking around Walmart feeling pretty good about myself as I received numerous looks from guys in passing. All of a sudden a man approached me to tell me that my dress was extremely see-through. And, since I was wearing a thong, he and everyone else could totally see my ass. FML
Today, I realized I need to lose weight when I split my pants wide open while at my job directing a funeral, bowing to the casket in front of 200 silent devout attendees, during prayers. I picked that day to wear a red thong. FML
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livgasms 4
this happened to me too, except it was my yoga suit and I was commando FML.
singer4life666 0
That's why you wear a shirt long enough to cover your ass when you wear leggings.
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Comments (188)
o76923 8
Leggings aren't pants. Treating them like pants makes it entirely your fault.
HSMF 0
maybe you shouldn't bend over so much?
chevyuser 0
that's what you get for wearing panty hose as pants.
ceddyz17 10
shorty get low ;)
minagiv 11
And that's why you're not supposed to wear leggings as pants. Get longer tops.
princesspixie 0
YDI for being a ***** that wears leggings as pants
Northside6934 0
can you show one more person ;) JKJK but that does really suck. well you can see it as if no one has said anything they like the view....???
Xpensive 0
im waiting for the delimma O_O
cased 0
I heard they threw rocks at Obama Bin Laden or something...
CIngus 0
More women should follow your lead. The world would be a much happier place. Be proud of your accomplishment.
RedPillSucks 33
Until you witness your first fat chick bending over to pick up something. Then there'll be a constitutional amendment to ban wearing leggings as pants.
bigbirdxdlol 0
i agree to your theory sir:) and for the guy who also commented i like big butts so a fat chick= big butt nuff said:p
tweetbaby14 18
not all fat people have big butts... my cousin is huge and still has a flat pancake butt. fat =/= big butt