Today, I realized that the black leggings I wear quite often become see-through when I bend over. I have been showing the world my ass as well as my thong for over a month now. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after my shift at the hospital ended, I happened to look into a full-length mirror. My new scrubs turned out to be see-through. Instead of my undies, everyone got a good look at my cellulite-ridden ass. Fan-fucking-tastic day to wear a thong. FML
Today, I found out by chance that my rather loose and totally decent yoga pants become completely transparent as soon I bend over and they stretch on my ass. Seriously, who designs these things? Peeping Toms?! FML
Today, I got all the way until after lunch before I realized my new pants were basically leggings, and that you could see my pink thong through them. I was in a training with a bunch of the guys that work the production floor, and I’m pretty sure they noticed. FML
Today, I was walking through the streets with my best friend, feeling confident in my new skinny jeans. My friend said, "you really should be wearing a thong with those pants, your underwear line is showing". I was wearing a thong, those lines were just my fat rolls. FML
Today, I wore new gym leggings to spin class. Ten minutes in, the instructor gently pulled me aside to whisper, “Those leggings, they’re see-through.” I had been doing squats in front of a full-length mirror the entire time. FML
Today, I realized why you should never wear a thong under yoga pants that are a couple of sizes too small. It's a weird thing, seeing your co-worker's anus. FML
Today, I was at the grocery store. I bent to get some dog food off the bottom shelf and felt my pants tear. My jeans split right across the back seam, showing everyone I was wearing a pink thong under them. I had to ditch my cart and leave as I had no way to cover myself. FML
Today, for the first time in a while I decided to wear a skirt. Everytime I sit down my thighs trap air and make a farting sound. FML
Today, I was walking around Walmart feeling pretty good about myself as I received numerous looks from guys in passing. All of a sudden a man approached me to tell me that my dress was extremely see-through. And, since I was wearing a thong, he and everyone else could totally see my ass. FML
Today, I realized I need to lose weight when I split my pants wide open while at my job directing a funeral, bowing to the casket in front of 200 silent devout attendees, during prayers. I picked that day to wear a red thong. FML
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livgasms 4
this happened to me too, except it was my yoga suit and I was commando FML.
singer4life666 0
That's why you wear a shirt long enough to cover your ass when you wear leggings.
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Comments (188)
TempestRain 0
Ok...LEGGINGS ARE NOT PANTS!!! They are meant to be worn under something that covers you butt when you bend over! I am sick of seeing people wear those things like pants. It's gross.
Sparkiee93 3
Leggings < Pants
sk1ml1fe 0
very sexy
katamine 17
Happens to me aaalllll the time.
scheeterla15 0
leggins are not pants. put on some jeans dumbass
oblio 0
OP, ignore advice to wear a long shirt over your leggings. These people want you to look like an 80s reject. this isn't Flashdance, people!
sandmancometh 3
use leggings if you are in roller derby and chubby. Otherwise keep that nasty crack covered with something a bit more classy. if you can't find anything in your size and leggings are the only alternative or you just have no fashion sense then for fak sakes bend your knees when you bend down....
sweet_blue 3
YDI skanky hoe bitch
spyder1218 0
could've been worse right?
DelPiero10 0
very nice