Today, I realized that the black leggings I wear quite often become see-through when I bend over. I have been showing the world my ass as well as my thong for over a month now. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after my shift at the hospital ended, I happened to look into a full-length mirror. My new scrubs turned out to be see-through. Instead of my undies, everyone got a good look at my cellulite-ridden ass. Fan-fucking-tastic day to wear a thong. FML
Today, I found out by chance that my rather loose and totally decent yoga pants become completely transparent as soon I bend over and they stretch on my ass. Seriously, who designs these things? Peeping Toms?! FML
Today, I got all the way until after lunch before I realized my new pants were basically leggings, and that you could see my pink thong through them. I was in a training with a bunch of the guys that work the production floor, and I’m pretty sure they noticed. FML
Today, I was walking through the streets with my best friend, feeling confident in my new skinny jeans. My friend said, "you really should be wearing a thong with those pants, your underwear line is showing". I was wearing a thong, those lines were just my fat rolls. FML
Today, I wore new gym leggings to spin class. Ten minutes in, the instructor gently pulled me aside to whisper, “Those leggings, they’re see-through.” I had been doing squats in front of a full-length mirror the entire time. FML
Today, I realized why you should never wear a thong under yoga pants that are a couple of sizes too small. It's a weird thing, seeing your co-worker's anus. FML
Today, I was at the grocery store. I bent to get some dog food off the bottom shelf and felt my pants tear. My jeans split right across the back seam, showing everyone I was wearing a pink thong under them. I had to ditch my cart and leave as I had no way to cover myself. FML
Today, for the first time in a while I decided to wear a skirt. Everytime I sit down my thighs trap air and make a farting sound. FML
Today, I was walking around Walmart feeling pretty good about myself as I received numerous looks from guys in passing. All of a sudden a man approached me to tell me that my dress was extremely see-through. And, since I was wearing a thong, he and everyone else could totally see my ass. FML
Today, I realized I need to lose weight when I split my pants wide open while at my job directing a funeral, bowing to the casket in front of 200 silent devout attendees, during prayers. I picked that day to wear a red thong. FML
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livgasms 4
this happened to me too, except it was my yoga suit and I was commando FML.
singer4life666 0
That's why you wear a shirt long enough to cover your ass when you wear leggings.
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Comments (188)
apcfan009 0
i'm sure nobody minded any. So you got that goin for ya
tdub10 2
Hey, maybe some one might say you gotta nice ass. Or your find a good boyfriend if you keep it up.
wazupwolf 5
win ^
bubblesandbeatle 0
Yeah, a boyfriend who dates you cause you dress like a ****! That's what we're all after :)
robc32ca 4
since they're called "leggings" one would assume they are meant to only cover the legs and the pelvic region requires additional covering.
plebeianFelix 5
pelvic region
mk58 31
Thank you for explaining what I've been trying to tell the little teenyboppers who think wearing leggings like pants is alright!!
vistamar 3
17 is a win.
pancakechick 8
Thank you ! It's my biggest pet peeve.
Keffin 0
you could always wear pants.
plebeianFelix 5
werepants
Garyy_fml 11
^. What the hell?
XxCherryxX 0
it's a thing from this show called Wizards of Waverley Place - Whenever someone says wear or where or were before a word they say it like that. My little Sisters fav Show.
RyeBreadBoy 0
Leggings aren't pants.
Sethever 4
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
It's only see-through because you're fat.
GetChiZZedoN 0
that was rude and uncalled for, maybe she's a sexy woman! geesh
brenz1126 0
and maybe hes right? hmm?
Garyy_fml 11
20 is just a bitch
Starcuse 4
Leggings are not a substitute for pants. That was your own fault.
breadfuck 0
I keep telling my fiance that, but she doesbt understand, her lace panties go on show once in a while.
Ukeee_X 19
I hope it wasn't the same thong.
Creedlord 0
LOL that made me chuckle ^^
Thale_fml 8
YDI for using leggings as pants.
Person1233 13
YDI for wearing leggings as pants.