Today, I realized that not only am I still an unpublished author, but I can't even get an FML posted after submitting several in the last year. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized the only real accomplishment I've had in my life that I take any pride in is that I've had an FML published. FML
Today, I wrote a submission to FML and I realized that I could be doing so much more with my life than this. I mean really, I have real life stuff to deal with, and I don't have the time to be reading these s*itposts, much less making my own. FML
Today, again I wrote out another FML. Again, I deleted it before posting. Every FML I write would seem like I'm just making stuff up, or would be so obviously me that it would just cause me grief. My life is just an endless stream of weird stuff I can't tell family or friends. FML
Today, after working on my novel for two years, I found out that another book has recently been published with an almost identical plot. I was going to submit it to a publisher in two days. FML
Today, after submitting a 500-word essay to a writing contest, I found out that I lost to someone who wrote 3 sentences. FML
Today, my therapist told me to write down my goals for the next five years. After thinking hard for what seemed like forever, all I could come up with was getting a girlfriend and having an FML published. And to be honest, I'm not even sure about that first one. FML
Today, I uploaded the first chapter of my best writing yet to a popular writing website. After ten minutes, I was thrilled to already see one review and five comments. Each comment was telling me to immediately delete the story because of how horrible it was. The rating was half a star. FML
Today, I came home to find two letters from a publishing house that I'd submitted my manuscript to. The first was congratulatory, stating that my book had been accepted for publishing. The second was apologetic, stating that the first letter had been intended for someone else. FML
Today, I finally got a phone call from a publisher saying they would publish the book I'd written. I'd gotten loads of rejection letters, so I was so excited. Until I realized it was my dad, feeling sorry for me. FML
Today, I checked this site to find out that my previous submission had made it onto the main page. This has been the sole highlight in my life for the past month. FML
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Top comments
ImaginaryFoe 1
Who knew you FML mods had a soft spot for whiny failures? It warms my heart really.
ReyEr9412 0
This FML is an oxymoron.
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Comments (166)
rauj13 0
Yea, an oxymoron is two conflicting adjectives. This is a paradox. An impossible statement.
Hellooomindyy 0
dont feel bad, mine havent been posted either
yeti09 0
congratulations
Bawvie 1
Ahhh, the irony. You've got to love it. XD
TabbyWabby_0016 4
Look at it this way, you got at least one posted. Some of us never get ours published.
Sfugius 0
...and getting an FML posted will make your life better HOW...?
WeahNicole 0
It's the irony that makes it funny.. not the fact that it's FML.
WeahNicole 0
LOL. I'm sorry, OP. ;P
tisiphone_fml 0
There are just so many submitted... have you ever moderated them? It looks from the timestamps like there is at least one a minute. But at least you got this one published! They either need fmylife2.com, fmylife3.com, and fmylife4.com, or we need to get less miserable as a species!
bobislaughin 0
your is published now *_*
missylewisasa 0
congratz! u r published now moron! ur life is better then??