Today, I realized that my new haircut makes me look like a movie star. Not Scarlett Johansson, no. I look like Lord Farquaad. FML
henrylikestreats tells us more.
All of these puns have me in tears, I swear. I am currently growing out my hair after cutting it all off to be donated. It has gone through every awkward stage imaginable, including the constantly-in-my-eyes stage, the is-it-long-enough-for-a-ponytail stage, and, of course, the mullet. After a few weeks of dealing with the mullet, I decided to cut it, and that is how I ended up with this mess. I have heard Shrek quotes everywhere I have gone since and I can't stop laughing at myself. Thank you for making my night, everybody.
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Thatepicperson 14
Should've checked yourself before you shreked yourself
UnluckyLatina 22
Do you know the muffin man?
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Comments (96)
band_geek 18
Just don't go looking for an ogre to save your own Princess Fiona.
annika16 5
Do you know the muffin man the muffin man the muffin man DO YOU KNOW THE MUFFIN MAN OH DO YOU KNOW THE MUFFIN MAN THE MUFFIN MAN THE MUFFIN MAN DO YOU KNOW THE MUFFIN MAN YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
rt58killer10 20
...are you high?
columbusthecat 17
Why can't there be pictures?!?
Perry85 42
I know Right? LOL
bloodangel1973 8
Holds placard "awe" and then "applause"
Xobubblyxo 23
Congrats, you are now part of the #farsquad
fifi125 21
That means you also look like Natalia Kills! Although... I'd rather be compared to lord Faarquad than her. (Google her and xfactor)
damiencollins 8
goals
flexseal 14
fun fact. that character is based off a real person. the creator of the movie namer him that because it sounds a lot like lord **** wad.
ecascio2010 9
Lord Farquad is not a celebrity. You could say your hair cut looks like that of a character from Shrek.
Luluthus 41
Come now, join the fun. We can stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning, I'm making waffles!
OrangeSodaCrazy 10
why the **** would anyone want to look like Scarlett Johansson?
limabeans101029 21
Have you SEEN her? Personally, I think she's beautiful!
MzZombicidal 36
Probably because a lot of people find her gorgeous. Or maybe because people have their own preferences. Take your pick.