Today, I realized that my new haircut makes me look like a movie star. Not Scarlett Johansson, no. I look like Lord Farquaad. FML
henrylikestreats tells us more.
All of these puns have me in tears, I swear. I am currently growing out my hair after cutting it all off to be donated. It has gone through every awkward stage imaginable, including the constantly-in-my-eyes stage, the is-it-long-enough-for-a-ponytail stage, and, of course, the mullet. After a few weeks of dealing with the mullet, I decided to cut it, and that is how I ended up with this mess. I have heard Shrek quotes everywhere I have gone since and I can't stop laughing at myself. Thank you for making my night, everybody.
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Thatepicperson 14
Should've checked yourself before you shreked yourself
UnluckyLatina 22
Do you know the muffin man?
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Comments (96)
vianne_blu 4
Haha, nice
SkylineFTW97 25
Try to "lower" your expectation, otherwise you'll fall "short" of them.
quarterbird 18
Y.D.I. for believing that a haircut could make you look like Scarlett Johansson. Either you look like her or you don't. Getting a haircut like Scarlett Johansson would only make you look like someone who copied her hairstyle.
MzZombicidal 36
Pretty sure she meant the hairSTYLE, not her.
nlenaghen 5
And the downside to this is...?
guategirl93 8
This just made my life
draven_297 0
Did the pictures come in short supply ??
Teacher_awkward 7
I enjoyed the pun comments-these people never "short" of ideas
berkeleyjake 13
you're just angry because you could never measure up to someone like Lord Farquaad
Jayvey_Airson 12
It is a sad time when people are rejected from society, based solely upon appearance. It is a stark sign of our own ignorance and obliviousness. " Unattractive " people are cast out, regardless of content or capability. Judged in life, free in death, human for eternity.
Mylife_hell 12
OMG yikes???