Today, I realized that my new haircut makes me look like a movie star. Not Scarlett Johansson, no. I look like Lord Farquaad. FML
henrylikestreats tells us more.
All of these puns have me in tears, I swear. I am currently growing out my hair after cutting it all off to be donated. It has gone through every awkward stage imaginable, including the constantly-in-my-eyes stage, the is-it-long-enough-for-a-ponytail stage, and, of course, the mullet. After a few weeks of dealing with the mullet, I decided to cut it, and that is how I ended up with this mess. I have heard Shrek quotes everywhere I have gone since and I can't stop laughing at myself. Thank you for making my night, everybody.
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Thatepicperson 14
Should've checked yourself before you shreked yourself
UnluckyLatina 22
Do you know the muffin man?
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Comments (96)
ApplePie1994 27
It's all ogre now.
gm1beanzz 14
It's never ogre.
Bullock117 13
Shrek is love.
UnluckyLatina 22
Shrek is life.
JerryClark 17
Four different people completed the chain
ApplePie1994 27
I'm proud of all of you. That will do, Donkeys. That'll do.
pjsr 33
til it's ogre
clarebear_xo 5
Pick number three, milord!
Wizardo 34
Maybe you're overcompensating for something...
_Secret_Agent_K_ 4
I was searching for this comment
kct101 18
ironically I'm reading this the opening night of shrek the musical at my school.
Jared900DUmpling 30
Are you at pioneer high? Cuz my school is doing the same play
kct101 18
nope, but it's fun isn't it
KwtWaffles 15
tell me! where are the others!
BeautifulLiesx 24
Shrek is love, Shrek is life.
lil_juggalette 15
don't fall in love with an ogre lol nah, if your a guy just shave your head, if your a girl then get hair extensions.
MzZombicidal 36
Or she could also just shave her head? lol.
whitnayfortooh 29
this is the only FML that has had me in tears from laughing. thank you op.
Herrochild 10
Yeah, I'm sorry about that.
Stillo 25
Could be wor.... Not gonna jinx it, don't worry!