Today, I realized that my new haircut makes me look like a movie star. Not Scarlett Johansson, no. I look like Lord Farquaad. FML
henrylikestreats tells us more.
All of these puns have me in tears, I swear. I am currently growing out my hair after cutting it all off to be donated. It has gone through every awkward stage imaginable, including the constantly-in-my-eyes stage, the is-it-long-enough-for-a-ponytail stage, and, of course, the mullet. After a few weeks of dealing with the mullet, I decided to cut it, and that is how I ended up with this mess. I have heard Shrek quotes everywhere I have gone since and I can't stop laughing at myself. Thank you for making my night, everybody.
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Thatepicperson 14
Should've checked yourself before you shreked yourself
UnluckyLatina 22
Do you know the muffin man?
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Comments (96)
StarkWolf_fml 23
welcome to Dulac it's a perfect town...
katydid91 31
Please stay off the grass, wipe your shoes, wipe your......face.
wakemeupplease 21
Still a movie star tho!!
daisysadie 14
omg i just got my haircut a minute ago and now i realize i do too, shit
ptellini 7
Sounds like you went a little short.…
megansheeran 21
Well I hope you're not as short as him
condor216 15
It's all ogre now.
ncbb14 13
This is my swamp
Sheepalicious 20
The shrekening is about to begin.
Dmc169 9
Say you look like season 1 Jaime Lannister
AudioBoss 12
Your social status is all ogre niw
thatonetribute 31
This made me laugh a lot harder than it should have.
henrylikestreats 22
All of these puns have me in tears, I swear. I am currently growing out my hair after cutting it all off to be donated. It has gone through every awkward stage imaginable, including the constantly-in-my-eyes stage, the is-it-long-enough-for-a-ponytail stage, and, of course, the mullet. After a few weeks of dealing with the mullet, I decided to cut it, and that is how I ended up with this mess. I have heard Shrek quotes everywhere I have gone since and I can't stop laughing at myself. Thank you for making my night, everybody.
Brandi_Faith 34
Op, maybe you should try getting extensions? That way you can grow it out without hitting every awkward stage. :)
ApplePie1994 27
Op, you still deserve it for pulling off the gumdrop buttons! ;)
FMLMaximus 23
go you for donating! I'm getting ready to do that too. my hair is 15 inches long (from the base of my neck to the ends), but I want it to be as long as possible before cutting it so I can still keep a bit for myself :)
candicorn 23
I feel for you OP! I have been growing my hair out for the past year and a half and went through all of the phases you described. I'm now at collarbone length and can say hang in there because it gets better! Have you considered bangs? Some blunt bangs or longer side bangs might make it look less Lord Farquaad-ish.