Today, I realized that my husband and I are at that point in our marriage where "sleeping together" means scooting closer to each other in the bed. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized that I've been intentionally causing arguments with my husband because the spare bed is more comfortable. FML
Today, at last, my husband instigated sex for the first time since the honeymoon a few months ago when he started fondling me in bed. Then I realised he was asleep. FML
Today, my husband and I have officially become that couple that has to schedule sex. Between his working, my going back to school, raising kids, doing housework and homework, we just haven’t had time. Last night we tried to be spontaneous and get it on. We both fell asleep. FML
Today, I realised it’s been too long since my partner and I have had sex. How do I know? This is the third night in a row he’s humped me in his sleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I fell asleep twice during sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that sharing a bed with me was like sleeping with a seizing cat. FML
Today, I got to sleep in the same bed as the love of my life...and her new boyfriend. FML
Today, my husband and I put our children to bed a little earlier than usual, so we could have some sexy time. Immediately following my full-blown orgasm, I rolled over, only to see my wide-eyed son peeking over the top of the mattress. FML
Today, while having sex with my husband, he went soft. When I asked him what happened he said, "I'm about to fall asleep." He then plopped down on my chest and began to snore. FML
Today, after struggling for hours to fall asleep with my husband's rather rattling snoring, I finally managed to drop off… only to be rudely awakened an hour later by my husband elbowing me in the face in his sleep. FML
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krushr 3
Just keep scooting until your genitals get stuck together.
shireeniee 8
And then wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle, yeah!
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Comments (154)
l0v3p4in 7
OP figure out what turns him on and do it. Or do what this one lady did and make a pact with him that you both will have sex [with each other] everyday for a year -even if you're too worn out from the humdrum of every day life. You and him would have to work out the ramifications [what exactly is considered intercourse - anal, oral, etc..., how long it has to go on, when to stop, etc...], but for this couple just making time for each other truly sparked that romance back into their relationship. Also, I heard that there's a correlation between the amount of sex one has and an increased libido. Who knows? Try it; it could work. :)
zuzupetalsYO 11
At least you have someone. If you want sex, initiate it.
Go_Getta_009 0
Sounds like the both of yall should have cobwebs
disney_blonde 16
You realize the problem, so fix it!
cjg2013 0
viva viagra??
arvale8802 1
I agree w #5
GeeTwo 11
Well at least you are better off than my wife and myself. We are in separate rooms by her choice. :/
thewife5 19
Gee.. She may be cheating... I would die if my husband wanted separate rooms.. Unless the other one was a secrete sex room... Anyways, good luck man!
sasha_is_my_name 5
I wanna get married, but if that happens.... Ugh gotta change some things!
Fmlsea 28
Well u know how to fix that ,remember a happy couple stay together
kei1108 13
I you realize this, then why don't you try spicing things up?