parishiltonsbff
United States
Today, I realized that I know more about Paris Hilton's cervix than how my government is run. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
nerd
Today, I understand the finer points of the government in Star Wars better than I understand the U.S. government. FML
Anonymous
Taren Point, Australia
Culture war bullshit
Today, I realised that American political BS is even in countries as far away as my own when I drove past a "Trump won" sign on my way home from work. FML
Anonymous
What's going on?
Today, I went to a political debate, and now I'm more confused than when I arrived. FML
AwesomePGnarles
United States
Lonesome
Today, I realized that I know more about the history of the Transformers than I do about talking to women. FML
kiki
United States
Today, I realized that in French, my name means "penis." This wouldn't be so bad if my dad wasn't fluent in French. FML
Anonymous
Monroe, United States
Today, after sending in my passport application for a trip to Paris, I got a letter from the state department saying despite them having my original birth certificate, I don't exist. Upon calling them, I was told that it only proves I'm a citizen, not that I exist. I pay taxes and have a mortgage. FML
Anonymous
United States
Smile politely and keep cool
Today, yet again, despite the fact that I don't know anything about politics, I got roped into a political discussion with my roommates. FML
Anonymous
Dunning-Kruger effect
Today, I tried to impress my boss with my knowledge of a subject and ended up sounding like a complete idiot. FML
quiet_screaming_
Vancouver, Canada
Today, I learned I don't have a yeast infection. I have herpes. FML
DLS
United States
Today, I realised I know the map on World of Warcraft better than the map of my own country. FML
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Humanoid_fml 0
What is there to know about someone's cervix?
laleona 0
wow that's incredibly pathetic. but at least you're aware of it now.. and can change...
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Comments (44)
Jessi_the_sexii 0
na she's a Malabo *****
mclovinyourmom69 0
21 is a fag. and it doesn't matter who is president because everyone knows that the government is really controlled by the man. and the man only wants to kill us truth seekers and rebels
jckbco 0
very sad - very true
noahmcdonald17 0
haha spell our president's name right you ******* retard!! B-A-R-A-C-K hahaha FYL. I don't argue with retards though. So yeah... have fun helping the world hate us be electing another ignorant white man. Our most articulated and intelligent is black.. how ironic. Conservatives are so scared of us negroes it's not even offensive. Just amusing
mrjamjama66 5
that's actually normal. not many people know what's going on in government. but this doesn't mean you should feel any less ashamed.
cas85 1
And people wonder why socoety is declining...
mfluffy14 3
?
HPfanatic2011 0
Don't we all
crazgirl00 2
Dumbass.
nood_fml 0
That's today's media for you buddy.