Today, I realized that getting wasted before finals is not a good idea. I sat down in the test hall, reached into my bag for a pencil, and found instead three baby carrots and a spoon. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after pulling an all-nighter for my Bio final at 8AM and drinking 6 sodas, 3 energy drinks, and coffee throughout the night, an hour into the exam, I had to go to the restroom, so I get permission and go. I'm 1 of 3 people. They later find a cheat sheet in the restroom. Now I'm a suspect. FML
Today, after having stayed up all night studying, all the coffee I'd drank to keep me awake hit my gut with a vengeance. I ended up missing two exams because I was emptying my bowels into the toilet all morning. FML
Today, as usual, I stress ate. After having my exams prolonged for an extra week, I ate three extremely large packs of Skittles, and then threw them all up. Taste the rainbow, puke the rainbow. FML
Today, I smashed a spider with my pencil eraser. Later, I absentmindedly chewed on it while doing my homework. FML
Today, in preparation for a presentation at work, I decided to take a handful of vitamins to fight my cold. As I was putting the bottles away, I noticed one of them was a laxative. FML
Today, I had a very hard and long exam and I was completely prepared for it. I was so confident in my abilities and I'd studied really hard. When I entered the exam hall and took the paper, I realized that I had forgotten to bring my calculator. FML
Today, I realized that procrastinating studying for my finals until the last day would end up in me failing, irrespective of how much caffeine I consume. FML
Today, and every other day this week, I brought carrots and celery into work to eat as a snack instead of chocolate. I got back from lunch to find a note on my desk saying, "Do you really think it's OK to eat carrots and celery that loudly every day?" Guess I won't try to be healthy. FML
Today, I took a major test, worth half my grade, not realizing that there were questions on the back of the sheet. FML
Today, my friend had a Coke can on his desk in class. It was empty but I was thirsty so I picked it up thinking I could try to get that little bit of Coke always left at the bottom. When I took a sip I found out he had been picking his fingernails and putting them in the can. FML
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Top comments
svalaedgren 18
So you actually thought it was a good idea before?
slooby_fml 25
How would this possibly not be your fault?
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Comments (87)
Raivyn_Grimm 9
Even though you definitely set yourself up for that one, this made me laugh. Apparently you are a troll when you're wasted. Pencils? Oh I know! I'll take them all out and replace them with carrots and a spoon! Haha.
eddeeezzyy 19
Study high, take the test high, and get high grades.
BobbieH 19
I consider this academic Darwinism. You're too immature or stupid to stay alive in college. You do seriously stupid acts like this and get removed from the college graduate pool.
D3ATHZ3RO 15
At what point did it seem like a good idea to get plowed before finals!?
lzmo 20
YDI
blondie107 20
Lol how'd the test go? Did the carrots write well? Haha sorry but it's your fault :/ hopefully you managed to get a pencil somehow!
Schiffy 18
You should have at least checked when you woke up that you had what you need. If you only got wasted the night before, you should have been fine, albeit a little hung over, to check your shit before walking out the door.
brinnablaine 22
This FML has to be fake. Nearly everyone's done something stupid after drinking too much, but this is a bit hard to believe.
onorexveritas 24
I cannot emphasize YDI enough
cl4ptp 18
student problems.