Today, I realized that getting wasted before finals is not a good idea. I sat down in the test hall, reached into my bag for a pencil, and found instead three baby carrots and a spoon. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after pulling an all-nighter for my Bio final at 8AM and drinking 6 sodas, 3 energy drinks, and coffee throughout the night, an hour into the exam, I had to go to the restroom, so I get permission and go. I'm 1 of 3 people. They later find a cheat sheet in the restroom. Now I'm a suspect. FML
Today, after having stayed up all night studying, all the coffee I'd drank to keep me awake hit my gut with a vengeance. I ended up missing two exams because I was emptying my bowels into the toilet all morning. FML
Today, as usual, I stress ate. After having my exams prolonged for an extra week, I ate three extremely large packs of Skittles, and then threw them all up. Taste the rainbow, puke the rainbow. FML
Today, I smashed a spider with my pencil eraser. Later, I absentmindedly chewed on it while doing my homework. FML
Today, in preparation for a presentation at work, I decided to take a handful of vitamins to fight my cold. As I was putting the bottles away, I noticed one of them was a laxative. FML
Today, I had a very hard and long exam and I was completely prepared for it. I was so confident in my abilities and I'd studied really hard. When I entered the exam hall and took the paper, I realized that I had forgotten to bring my calculator. FML
Today, I realized that procrastinating studying for my finals until the last day would end up in me failing, irrespective of how much caffeine I consume. FML
Today, and every other day this week, I brought carrots and celery into work to eat as a snack instead of chocolate. I got back from lunch to find a note on my desk saying, "Do you really think it's OK to eat carrots and celery that loudly every day?" Guess I won't try to be healthy. FML
Today, I took a major test, worth half my grade, not realizing that there were questions on the back of the sheet. FML
Today, my friend had a Coke can on his desk in class. It was empty but I was thirsty so I picked it up thinking I could try to get that little bit of Coke always left at the bottom. When I took a sip I found out he had been picking his fingernails and putting them in the can. FML
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Top comments
svalaedgren 18
So you actually thought it was a good idea before?
slooby_fml 25
How would this possibly not be your fault?
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Comments (87)
FlyingLeumer 19
Well, at least your going to have a nutritious lunch!
jagma_fml 14
mcgyver would be able to make a plan with those!
AboveAll04 14
McGruber!
evan_7899 28
Well either way you would be crunching...numbers or carrots but.in this case, your getting sticked
MichellinMan 20
You're a dumbass. YDI
4funzies 13
Should have packed some ranch too...
Kelsey_709 9
Finals are long over for most people. Why is OP still in school in July?
that_band_nerd 22
When did you ever think it was a good idea??
lolfood 24
What in the world possessed you to think that? You truly deserved it, dumbass.
ambitiousnygrl 17
How do you even...I don't even know how to respond to this level of stupidity.
perdix 31
Use the spoon to slice up the carrots into tiny discs and then lick 'em and stick 'em onto the Scantron sheet. If you were truly wasted, your saliva will be viscous enough to act as sufficient adhesive.