Today, I realized my mom cares more about Kurt's bullying problem on Glee than she does for mine. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
No thanks
Today, my girlfriend's mother is more into me than she is. FML
Why mother, why?
Today, my mother yet again chose to put my brother's junkie of an ex-girlfriend's needs and happiness above mine, despite the fact that she's stolen thousands of dollars and anything else of value from my mom's house. FML
Today, I found out that my mother has been purposely wrecking every relationship I've had since junior high because ''no one is good enough for her little girl''. FML
Real Housewives coded
Today, just because my mum's friend's son got better grades than me, she's now treating me like shit. You know what lady? His mom is way better than you too! She didn't attempt to kill her child half a dozen times, and you don't see me complaining about it all day long. FML
Today, I found out that my mom uses my Facebook account more than I do. FML
Starved
Today, I realized my mom tells our dogs she loves them more than she says it to me. FML
Protip
Today, I found out that my mom gives my brother tips on how to hurt my feelings the most. FML
Stay mad
Today, my mother is upset that I won’t share things with her anymore. This is the woman who spent my entire childhood gossiping about every teeny tiny detail of my life, and used my suicide attempt as a way to garner pity for herself. Yeah, no thanks. FML
Devious
Today, my manipulative mother got upset and started ignoring me. All because she lectured me about doing too much for other people, then proceeded to tell me all her problems, and I actually took her advice. Other people's problems are not my responsibility to fix. FML
Today, my mom tried to give me a pep talk to boost my self confidence. Somehow, it ended up turning into a conversation about how much of a loser I am and how I have no friends. FML
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YacL 15
Cosplay as Kurt. Problem solved.
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
Lemme guess, she spent $80 on iTunes buying the soundtrack
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Comments (193)
mk58 31
What, are you saying you don't like dimpled little gay boys? Your mother knows best.
Clouded_Rhino 0
Now that his problem is more or less dunzo, she can focus on you :D But she might focus on Santana instead :P
L1v3_L0v3_Lau9h 18
I like glee ,but for your mum to care about a character off a show more than she cares about her own son is wrong.. I can't believe how uncarring and heartless some people are becoming today,
L1v3_L0v3_Lau9h 18
Ah shit, my phone stuffed, I meant to say how uncarring and heartless some people are becoming today,
YDI__Bitch 0
that's not our problem... keep it to yourself
Ann23 7
take the remote away from her, maybe then she will start caring !
aardvarkish 17
I wish so much that this would work.
1badjuju 6
The remote should be taken away from a lot of ppl!! TV is a huge waste of time and too many ppl spend way too much time staring at it when they should be spending time w/their family & just enjoying life! It's so sickening how lazy ppl are..get out and do something! Anything!! BTW, what is Glee? j/k! my husband and I tried to watch it once to see what all the fuss was abt and after abt 5 minutes I was begging him to turn it off cause it was so awful...we still can't believe ppl actually watch that crap instead of spending time w/they're friends and family.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
"It's so sickening how lazy ppl are..." ORLLY?
docscientist 10
I dnno mbe abb is a sck jk. I wsh ppl wrnt s lzy. r yuth r strtn t chng.
1badjuju 6
Using abbreviations does not necessarily mean you are lazy, it could also mean you are busy and you just need to very quickly write something so you can move on with what else you need to do. But point taken and received. I understand how you could view it that way. Thank you for pointing it out. I will work on how people may view it in the future in other aspects of my life. :)
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
pen's right, but abbreviation isn't the only issue here. Ten seconds of proofreading, or just being a bit more careful when writing your posts, would make a world of difference. And, in this case, would've kept you from contradicting yourself. First example: you used "they're" instead of "their" in your first post. Not only does the former require more keystrokes, but you used "their" correctly earlier, in the *very same* phrase. That's a lazy mistake, since you obviously do know the correct usage. Second example: Abbreviating words isn't the only way to save keystrokes. The idea in the first sentence of your second post could've been expressed much more succinctly. Taking a moment to rephrase it would've probably saved you time in the long run.
tjsomethin 9
Get singing lessons and turn gay and then she'll notice.
Got_any_grapes1 4
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deviable 9
try to tell her how you feel.
Jayymz24 0
at least you know she cares about something ? :D
FinnaHolla 0
Turn gay and sing. That'll win over her affection.