Anonymous
United States
Today, I realized my mom cares more about Kurt's bullying problem on Glee than she does for mine. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
SadIndianLife
Delhi, India
No thanks
Today, my girlfriend's mother is more into me than she is. FML
Gee, thanks mom
Why mother, why?
Today, my mother yet again chose to put my brother's junkie of an ex-girlfriend's needs and happiness above mine, despite the fact that she's stolen thousands of dollars and anything else of value from my mom's house. FML
B_McG
Canada
Today, I found out that my mother has been purposely wrecking every relationship I've had since junior high because ''no one is good enough for her little girl''. FML
Anonymous
India
Real Housewives coded
Today, just because my mum's friend's son got better grades than me, she's now treating me like shit. You know what lady? His mom is way better than you too! She didn't attempt to kill her child half a dozen times, and you don't see me complaining about it all day long. FML
iamchazzi
Madison, United States
Today, I found out that my mom uses my Facebook account more than I do. FML
LoveMeMother
Starved
Today, I realized my mom tells our dogs she loves them more than she says it to me. FML
LovedByFamily
Köln, Germany
Protip
Today, I found out that my mom gives my brother tips on how to hurt my feelings the most. FML
shut mouth
United States
Stay mad
Today, my mother is upset that I won’t share things with her anymore. This is the woman who spent my entire childhood gossiping about every teeny tiny detail of my life, and used my suicide attempt as a way to garner pity for herself. Yeah, no thanks. FML
Chrislj
Johannesburg, South Africa
Devious
Today, my manipulative mother got upset and started ignoring me. All because she lectured me about doing too much for other people, then proceeded to tell me all her problems, and I actually took her advice. Other people's problems are not my responsibility to fix. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my mom tried to give me a pep talk to boost my self confidence. Somehow, it ended up turning into a conversation about how much of a loser I am and how I have no friends. FML
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YacL 15
Cosplay as Kurt. Problem solved.
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
Lemme guess, she spent $80 on iTunes buying the soundtrack
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Comments (193)
seni_rita 0
I love Kurt! haha
Alekyork 0
Bring a knife to school and if they punch you, stab them. BUT NO GUNS.
jmorin 0
as far as your mom, good luck. sounds like she needs to grow up. as far being bullied, one punch in the mouth solves that problem 99% of the time. it worked for me when I was younger.
lifeinhd 3
I was once on the phone while being bullied. Because my hands were busy, I kicked him in the balls. He was never a problem again.
maryburnsgreen 0
poor Kurt D:
arrow13579 0
glees the gayest show ever!!!!!
ducksinthehat 1
I didn't realize TV shows could have sexual orientations. Interesting.
SmallTownCutie 0
^ Just so you know, gay is also a synonym for happy. It's is slightly plausible that's what he/she was referring to. But probably not; it's Glee.
chosha_fml 27
#71 What are you doing wasting time on FML? Shouldn't you be spending it with your friends and family instead? Idiot.
Whooni14 0
get your friends to become the "bully whips"
GelatinousDuck 0
Glee, some of the songs they do are great! Like 'Dream on' as a duet. Fabulous.... And for those of you who hate the show, or who like the show.....everybody is different. They have different interests and preferences....so not every person is going to like or hate the show :}
david000123 0
bitch,no afance
BboyNinja 0
Glee sucks! They should call it gleek.