Today, I realized just how bad my 28-year-old husband's gamer rage is when I came home to a smashed TV. This is the second TV in three months that he's destroyed. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I’m divorcing my husband. Not because he plays video games, but because he lost a round and wrecked the living room for the second time in six months. He broke the TV, slammed his PS5 into the ground, and threw his $400 gaming chair through the sliding glass door into the backyard. FML
Today, my husband destroyed our brand new TV in a fit of rage, all because the Dallas Cowboys lost. I've only made 1 out of 18 payments on it so far. FML
Today, my four year old got mad that he couldn't find his favorite character on the Wii. So, he decided to smash the Wii remote into my $700 LCD TV, shattering the screen. That was the only TV in the house, and the $80 service plan I bought doesn't cover accidental damage. FML
Today, I realized that my husband has a video games addiction. I am currently pregnant; he brought us to the same country he's in so we can finally live together, only for me to witness him being glued to his laptop all day and all night playing WoW. He's forgotten I even existed. FML
Today, my boyfriend got frustrated trying to take my entertainment center into the basement for the kids' game room. It didn't fit, thanks to the horrible design of the house, so he Spartan-kicked it down, breaking it into 15 pieces. FML
Today, I bought myself a brand-new 52" flatscreen. It was only in my house for 2 hours before my toddler had a tantrum, threw a toy right into the screen and wrecked it beyond repair. I paid to have a nice TV for 2 hours. FML
Today, I shouted at my husband for buying a video game, saying that money wasted on his dumb childish bullshit could be spent on a nice vacation or date night. He quietly packed a bag and left. I'm getting the locks changed. Good riddance. FML
Today, after my 14 year-old son brought home six Fs on his report card, we decided to take away all his video games and sell them. He screamed for hours, then went into the kitchen and started smashing glasses against his head, "until we brought back his games." FML
Today, I left my husband in charge of the house for a day. When I returned, I saw him gaming through the window, so I stormed in and yelled at him. Then, my eyes adjusted, and I saw the neatly folded laundry, clean kitchen, vacuumed rugs, and my son, who was asleep until I woke him. Whoops. FML
Today, when my new boyfriend told me he liked playing games, he meant a 60" TV with a professional gaming chair in the middle of his living room, and 48-hour gaming marathons where he totally ignores me, refuses to sleep or shower, and only has energy drinks and cheerios. FML
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videokid2000 10
Call of Duty can get pretty frustrating.
itsrainingmen_fml 0
Smash one TV, shame on you. Smash two TVs, shame on me.
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Comments (203)
Hodges82 9
Damn campers
yeongji 31
It's about time he starts paying for new TV's.
MaleficZero 0
He plays CoD, doesn't he...
CoAndCa21 0
Only two?
chrisp87 11
Haha that sounds like me my wife always gets frustrated when I play halo or call of duty and start throwing the controller
FalconSam1414 19
Anger issues??? Lol the worst thing that happens to me when I play video games in I punch myself in the thigh, guess I need some anger management too.
sknabc123 8
Don't complain about something you willingly walked into.
Alliente 9
Sounds like someone needs anger management with Buddy.
AlinaG 4
gtfo of that house
ecsanders315 0
Anyone who lets a GAME bother them that much needs a life. And I'm sorry, but grown ass men shouldn't be playing video games. Go have sex with your wife...isn't that what we ask wanted to grow up to do? Lmao.
ixanonymousxi 7
Grow up. Video games are for any age. For you to say otherwise makes you look like the immature one.
ThecomingofTan 9
151, what if my wife is a cardboard cut-out of Ryan Seacrest? What do I do then, oh holy one? Can I **** him and play video games at the same time or is that forbidden in your village?