Today, I realized I spend way too much time on the computer. I grabbed the menu at the restaurant, glanced at the page, and tried to do CTRL+F to find seafood. Geek coming through! FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized how much I'm on the computer. I tried to "CTRL+Z" on something I wrote down on my paper. FML
Today, I realized my Internet addiction had gone too far when I tried to Google what was in my freezer. FML
Today, I realized that I give the computer screen a thumbs up whenever I see something cool. I work on computers in front of people all day. FML
Today, I told myself, "Come on you geek, go outside, get some sun, get your ass away from in front of your computer, go for a walk." I finally mustered the courage to leave my house. Without my keys. I've now been in an internet café for four hours. FML
Today, I entered a restaurant just to use the WiFi. In order not to look cheap, I ordered a meal and a beverage. The WiFi didn't work and now I don't have enough money to buy dinner. FML
Today, I cleaned my computer screen for the first time in ages. When I turned it on a few hours later, I spent an embarrassing amount of time trying to figure out why the brightness was suddenly so painfully high. FML
Today, I realized I had been staring at my phone for an hour without doing anything else. When I looked up, I noticed my mom had been standing in the doorway, shaking her head at me for a solid five minutes. I hadn’t noticed her. I wish I could use this laser focus to study for my college exams instead of wasting my time doomscrolling Instagram. FML
Today, I just spent 3 hours at work reading FML posts and giggling at my desk. For the blurred out posts, I was moving my desk chair back to read what they said while squinting. I just realized I can hover the mouse and it will be clear and not blurry anymore. Now I have a headache and got in trouble with my boss. FML
Today, I was on a conference call and digital meeting at work when I got bored and started surfing the Internet. Little did I know that my desktop was being shared. My boss was on the call and saw everything. FML
Today, I was trying to show my family a cool website. Unfortunately my porn instincts kicked in and I started typing the URL of my favorite porn site. I couldn't stop myself before it autocompleted. FML
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Top comments
alpuppy 0
When I (for some odd reason) decide to draw on paper instead of my tablet, I always end up moving my left hand down looking for the ctrl+z on my keyboard...only to realize I'm not at a computer
Nik_fml 0
Sometimes, when I'm writing an essay in class, I EXPECT little red squiggly lines to show up under words. Usually this is when I don't get enough sleep, but I can feel your pain. >.-
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Comments (73)
smittys 7
Sounds like your just a ******* dipshit?!!
applemania_fml 0
That would be awesome
kenyata_alyssa 4
you saying geek coming threw is enough.
Steffi 26
YDI for making that geek comment.
jusanotherface 3
if you call yourself a nerd or geek then you arent really either.
SailorSolaris 43
Thankfully, I've never done this. Surprising, considering I spend around 6 hours a day on the computer.
GrimReality 19
Hahaha
The_ghetto_mango 25
I'm trying to be respectful here, but there are more important things to do besides sit at a computer all day. I suppose that that is not the case if you have a job. By the way you put it, it sounds like: a) you are a person living in their mother's basement, living off the fruit of Cheetos b) you are that hacker geek kid c) you are completely and utterly absorbed into your computer If that is the case, you better get off your butt, and go out. In ancient and wiser times, they called it "socializing".
yahtzeesouls 12
Dear god I tried to quick save in the middle of class. Ended up looking like a complete idiot trying to hit f5
popularonion 33
Honestly, the only reason I clicked YDI was because of that geek comment.