Today, I realized I spend way too much time on the computer. I grabbed the menu at the restaurant, glanced at the page, and tried to do CTRL+F to find seafood. Geek coming through! FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I realized how much I'm on the computer. I tried to "CTRL+Z" on something I wrote down on my paper. FML
Today, I realized my Internet addiction had gone too far when I tried to Google what was in my freezer. FML
Today, I realized that I give the computer screen a thumbs up whenever I see something cool. I work on computers in front of people all day. FML
Touch grass
Today, I told myself, "Come on you geek, go outside, get some sun, get your ass away from in front of your computer, go for a walk." I finally mustered the courage to leave my house. Without my keys. I've now been in an internet café for four hours. FML
Today, I entered a restaurant just to use the WiFi. In order not to look cheap, I ordered a meal and a beverage. The WiFi didn't work and now I don't have enough money to buy dinner. FML
Gunked up
Today, I cleaned my computer screen for the first time in ages. When I turned it on a few hours later, I spent an embarrassing amount of time trying to figure out why the brightness was suddenly so painfully high. FML
Screen time
Today, I realized I had been staring at my phone for an hour without doing anything else. When I looked up, I noticed my mom had been standing in the doorway, shaking her head at me for a solid five minutes. I hadn’t noticed her. I wish I could use this laser focus to study for my college exams instead of wasting my time doomscrolling Instagram. FML
PSA
Today, I just spent 3 hours at work reading FML posts and giggling at my desk. For the blurred out posts, I was moving my desk chair back to read what they said while squinting. I just realized I can hover the mouse and it will be clear and not blurry anymore. Now I have a headache and got in trouble with my boss. FML
Today, I was on a conference call and digital meeting at work when I got bored and started surfing the Internet. Little did I know that my desktop was being shared. My boss was on the call and saw everything. FML
Today, I was trying to show my family a cool website. Unfortunately my porn instincts kicked in and I started typing the URL of my favorite porn site. I couldn't stop myself before it autocompleted. FML
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alpuppy 0
When I (for some odd reason) decide to draw on paper instead of my tablet, I always end up moving my left hand down looking for the ctrl+z on my keyboard...only to realize I'm not at a computer
Nik_fml 0
Sometimes, when I'm writing an essay in class, I EXPECT little red squiggly lines to show up under words. Usually this is when I don't get enough sleep, but I can feel your pain. >.-
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lifeinhd 3
I did this once. I was working inside a computer, and I unplugged a cable that I instantly realized I didn't mean to unplug. I wondered why my keyboard suddenly felt metallic until I looked down and saw my fingers were on the side of the computer case, trying to hit +Z (I have a Mac).
Chyeah07 0
hahah, feel your pain, people normally stare at me wierdly after i say "wait undo that" or "shit backspace" haha its just habit :)
BrEnNo1023 5
in the future, restaurant menus will have that option ;D that would be totally awesome. but until then, just look through the menu with your damn eyeballs!
thuggets717 0
You don't understand how many times I wish I could actually ctrl-f something
Lady_Lakura 0
You are AEWSOME!
jpest17 5
oh nice idk ctl f was find... jackpot
050294 0
I can't wait till restaurants have computerized menus :3
hobbes500 0
lol i was like ctrl-f i wonder wat tht does so i tried it i was like oooohhh
xAllygator 1
#2 Gi Joe. Rofl.
lonelymisfit 0
I'm like that too. it's terrible.