Today, I finished doing a resume that I had spent three hours on. I e-mailed it to the business I was applying for, satisfied. I decided to look it over. The first thing I notice, I spelt my own name wrong. FML

Close, but no cigar

Today, after submitting my college application, I noticed that I mistyped "math enthusiast" as "meth enthusiast". FML

At least they're reading them…

Today, I spent ages writing a draft press release as part of a copywriting job application. I worked really hard and read it through several times before submitting. They emailed me to point out that I'd misspelled the name of the company. Twice. FML

Today, I realized I sent over 2 dozen job applications with my dating profile word doc instead of my resume. FML

Today, I noticed that I've been spelling my company's name wrong in my email signature for over a year. FML

Today, I misspelled the word "failure" in front of all my co-workers. Now I'm not given any writing tasks. FML

Birth certificate

Today, I found out I've been misspelling my middle name for 25 years. FML

Today, I realized after sending out countless copies of my resume to companies, I failed to add my phone number on it. FML

Today, I applied online for a position and typed, "OH&S Certificate." It autocorrected to, "OH&SHIT Certificate." I didn't notice until the site e-mailed me a copy of my completed application. They'd already received it. FML

Today, after finishing a two hour essay exam that will determine the future of my career, I realized I misread the question. FML