Today, I realised half my underpants were missing. In related news, my slob of a housemate hasn't washed hers in several weeks, and has been stealing mine. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I noticed some of my things in my slob of a roommate's piles of clothes. I found six pairs of my underwear that had gone missing. Turns out she hasn't done laundry recently so my underwear drawer was her own personal Victoria's Secret. I hadn't even worn a pair yet. All six were stained. FML
Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML
Today, and for weeks now, I was sure my underwear was going missing. I found out why. My husband's brother has been stealing them whenever he visits, presumably to masturbate with. I literally caught him shoving an unwashed pair into his pocket he'd stolen from my laundry pile. Creep. FML
Today, I was washing some clothes in the laundry room at my apartment complex. I went back an hour later, passed my neighbor on the way in, and moved my clothes to the dryer. I just brought them back from the dryer, and all my underwear are missing. FML
Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML
Today, I moved back into my room, which I'd sublet for a few months. The subtenant never paid any rent and is gone, but she did leave me something: my own underwear on the floor, which she apparently liked to wear, but didn't seem to like to wash. FML
Today, my sister confessed that when she runs out of clean underwear, she uses mine. That wouldn't be so bad if she didn't also put it back in my dresser afterwards so I wouldn't notice. FML
Today, I went to pick up my laundry from the communal machines in my apartment building. When I got there, all my clothes were neatly folded on top of the dryer. I was impressed, until I realized half of the pile wasn’t mine. I'd been carrying someone else’s underwear up to my apartment. FML
Today, I was house-sitting for some friends of my grandparents while they are out of town. While I was in the shower, the dog decided to take my dirty underwear and run. There is now a pair of lacy, black underwear hidden somewhere this giant house, and they return tomorrow. FML
Today, I came home and saw my roommate had taken out the garbage for the first time in the three years we have lived in the same house. Unfortunately, the bag of laundry I had by the door was taken out with it as well. FML
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Top comments
TrinityisLife 22
Commando! Feel the breeze! In related news, that's disturbing what your housemate is doing........
whiteboy896 9
whata lazy ****
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Comments (90)
imtooshy 18
I'd straight up punch her right in her dumb face! That kinda shit is pure gross. I'd be snapping right about now.
sarah6786 14
"straight up"...
pandamimo 5
67- you forgot "dumb face," pure gross," and "be snapping."
Nysha 17
Well the story is appropriately gross, but the nickname is juuust about stupid enough to drown out the amusement value of the story.
hellonyancat 6
Seriously. It makes me want to click YDI.
pbonham 22
At the start I thought you meant half of the pair you were wearing :S
asherm 15
Time for lock on your door if you can't get rid of roomie.
Koios 30
Itching powder is pretty cheap.
Enslaved 38
At first, I thought the OP was talking about the pair of underpants she was wearing at the time were cut in half and missing. :P
allie2590 31
I thought this too haha.
uoeno_fml 20
You're username hahaha
kpc2424 13
Lmao! I totally read that wrong the first time and thought to myself which half were missing?
jamnglamgirlie 17
Burn them all. There really is no going back after such a disgusting discovery.
Olympiakos10 15
Keep your panties wherever Mr. Krabs hides the Krabby Patty secret recipe. Works for him!
lishajoy777 14
In a safe? Have fun with that OP.