Today, I realised being the only female engineering student sucks. I have exactly one friend, because everyone else is too busy staring at my boobs to have a conversation. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while at training with several of my co-workers, I realized I was the only woman. The only thing one of them said to me the entire day was "DUDE!" while staring at my chest as I took my coat off in the morning. FML
Today, it was still easier for me to get an engineering PhD than it is to get a girlfriend. FML
Today, I lost all of my male friends at work. Why? The new girl has my same interests and a prettier face. FML
Today, I was the only girl in gym class who couldn't lift the weight, and the only one to fart multiple times during the attempt. FML
Today, I found out that the engineers I work with believe that a woman with an engineering degree working in an engineering company is apparently equivalent to a "secretary for engineers." I am that woman. FML
Today, the only girl I've ever had eyes for said she can't find any good single men, all while sitting next to me. FML
Today, I've had to accept that, despite my efforts to stay in touch with the few friends I made at college, I have zero friends. FML
Today, well into my second year at university, I still haven't made a single friend. FML
Today, I realized that I'm at the age that whenever I mention a friend of the opposite gender, my family's first response is asking whether that friend is single. I've already accepted no one will want a pathetic freak like me, so their poking around what few friends I have makes it awkward. FML
Today, I was hanging out with friends of the opposite sex, which is the norm for me as I don’t get along with most women. Every time I spoke, I got ignored or spoken over, and they kept asking me what was wrong. Ugh, men. FML
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Top comments
Fenthik 4
Only one guy is clever enough for you to not notice.
annetartica 6
Tell them that you used to be a man. Works everytime.
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Comments (277)
lajaynay 15
Show them up by being an awesome student. They may not take you seriously now but they will regret that once you're the one with the kick ass job!
iamyourgod 3
What does this have to do with the FML? Just cause they're starring at her boobs doesn't mean they think she's inferior.
babjak 6
Speaking of boobs laja! Omg
booozle93 0
Your boobs are fantastic!
OneNightStander 6
Damn laja nice *******
desireev 18
12- I'm saying this in the most heterosexual way I can.. But you have a VERY nice set of girls! Lol I'm an extremely straight woman! I'm not into you at all... But I can appreciate some nice boobies! :) Lol Once again, HOORAY FOR BOOBIES! ;D
loserman67 36
I have to agree! Nice sweater yams!
iamyourgod 3
What does an engineering class have to do with it? All guys are staring at your boobs at some point during every conversation anywhere. Fact.
mikeymayhem_87 15
Only female student in the engineering class makes her the only target for boob staring, according to her post. Fact.
emmagillespie24 11
Yes but she must have all eyes on her boobs because there are no other ones to stare at
chipmunkman 5
Women are a rare breed in engineering classes.
Caper91 0
Obviously you do not know many engineering students...
iamyourgod 3
Or I am one...
Spectre529 12
At least there is one proper guy there who is normal.
Osito2011 9
He is buying his time with her. Or, he has some good ass peripheral vision.
weveevee 3
You haven't met many guys, nor engineers, have you?
linkinpark98 24
Every guy there was normal. Not just that one guy. Most of the guys just couldn't help but sneak a peek every once in a while. ;)
desireev 18
Are you saying that it's not normal for men to look at Boobies? If so, then honey... You've been hanging around some extremely not-normal guys! Lol
YouKnowThatGuy 3
If he's not looking at your boobs he's either a homosexual or you haven't caught him yet.
trendkilla254 4
he's the creeper
ch3s 4
Well since only 1 guy is NOT staring at her breasts, wouldn't that mean he is not normal?
downtime 13
Or just to point out the obvious, they may simply not be very good with interaction and thus fail at eye contact. Women have a knack for assuming guys are checking them out when really they're just not looking at anything in particular.
Spectre529 12
No, I know guys keep looking at girls in different areas. I'm around pervs all day so I can understand that. But when you think about, good guys wouldn't care and would look for personality. Idk, just my opinion
smc3106 25
@#241: Your first comment didn't state "good guys". You implied that guys that stare at breasts are improper and not normal.
tennisrapper1 14
At least you're not in the military... It'd be even worse.
j_cat187 20
A women + a large group of sexually deprived men = bad news.
shovelface1990 4
You are surprised?
sarko30 7
While your boobs are being stared at, you'll be learning what you need too. It sucks, but you'll be ahead of the game :) concentrate on what you have to do and you'll be good :)
Michael_92 20
Well be fortunate you have one friend. It does suck about the rest of the people though. That's todays society for you.
FukUrDreamz 0
I can tell by your awesome post that ur personality is the best thing about u...........um..yea can we just get a pic of ur boobs?
stormchaser24 24
Stop being so self centered.
fuqsam 5
Mentally drafting a blueprint of your chest! Haha