Today, I realised after showering that I didn't have a towel, so I thought I would risk a naked dash to my brother's room to steal one of his. He and his friend were in the room and both agreed that I needed a "trim". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while taking a shower in the dorm bathroom, my roommate thought it would be funny to steal my towel, robe, and key. I spent over an hour waiting for someone to come into the bathroom so I could ask them to bring me something to cover up. FML
Today, my towel was stolen at the swimming pool. I quickly found the culprit, and to avoid a conflict, I just swiped it back when he wasn't looking. I felt pretty good about everything, until I got back home and realized it wasn't actually my towel after all. FML
Today, I went to take a shower, but forgot my towel and dorm key in my room. After my shower, I had to run down to the front desk butt-naked, using only a shampoo bottle as cover, and ask for a temporary key. The person running the front desk was my ex-girlfriend’s current boyfriend. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother completely naked from the waist down. I wouldn't have cared if he wasn't masturbating using my lingerie. FML
Today, I was showering at my dorm. I had my clothes locked in a locker and my towel and robe hanging outside the stall. Someone took off with my towel and robe, which had my keys. I had to walk down three flights of stairs to get an extra key in nothing but a plastic shower curtain. FML
Today, I went camping with my family. While I was using the shower house, my sister decided it'd be hilarious to run off with my clothes and towel. I ran back to the camper, completely naked, only for my parents to bitch me out for streaking. FML
Today, I walked into my room in only a towel. I walked in front of my brother to get to my computer. He said, "My webcam is on." I replied smartly by screaming, hugging the towel tightly to me, turning, and running straight into the glass door, dropping the towel. His friends saw and laughed. FML
Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML
Today, I thought I was home alone so I went to take a shower and left my door open. My dog came in, stole my bra, and ran out of my bathroom. I jumped out and followed him, only to find out that my brother had two of his friends over. They all saw me naked, and my dog had my bra in his mouth. FML
Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML
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Top comments
BubbleGrunge 18
You only need a trim if YOU want a trim OP.
lulahanno 4
maybe you should've called someone to pass you a towel?
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Comments (148)
mattrd_fml 31
Is OP male or female?
Cadillac4427 8
THERE IS NO WAY THAT YOU "Dont" deserve it.......
dptscorpio113 3
ok um why don't they keep towels in the bathroom why are they stored in other rooms ??
Itsadisaster 13
Ahh the internet where it's always very important that nobody ever tells a woman what to do with her body ... Unless it involves shaving her pubic hair and then it's fair game? Of course that applies to a lesser degree to men as well. Nobody has any right to demand that someone shave or trim or style their pubic hair. If you're in a relationship with someone you may humbly request that they do something you find more attractive, and they have a right to politely decline. I mean if pubic hair makes or breaks the relationship, there are bigger issues and obviously nothing of value was lost. Anyway, your brother and his friends are rude, and I'm sorry you had that experience, but YDI for doing a naked dash into someone else's personal space.
Becs0278 26
And if OP doesn't want to trim? Ever considered that fact?
Becs0278 26
Look at it from the bright side. If you had just treated yourself to a trim in the shower, your brothers friend would probably have seen more than just hair.
Tinad01 12
If you were naked, why would you run to your brothers room?! Didn't you think of the chance that he might have been in his room?
Muttley9 13
Next time stick your head out the bathroom door and yell that you forgot a towel and can I please have one? :)
mrmayhem880 5
How do you even open the bottle?
RobertoZ 5
Your brothers friend looking I understand but not your brother . That's just creepy.