Today, I realised after showering that I didn't have a towel, so I thought I would risk a naked dash to my brother's room to steal one of his. He and his friend were in the room and both agreed that I needed a "trim". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while taking a shower in the dorm bathroom, my roommate thought it would be funny to steal my towel, robe, and key. I spent over an hour waiting for someone to come into the bathroom so I could ask them to bring me something to cover up. FML
Today, my towel was stolen at the swimming pool. I quickly found the culprit, and to avoid a conflict, I just swiped it back when he wasn't looking. I felt pretty good about everything, until I got back home and realized it wasn't actually my towel after all. FML
Today, I went to take a shower, but forgot my towel and dorm key in my room. After my shower, I had to run down to the front desk butt-naked, using only a shampoo bottle as cover, and ask for a temporary key. The person running the front desk was my ex-girlfriend’s current boyfriend. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother completely naked from the waist down. I wouldn't have cared if he wasn't masturbating using my lingerie. FML
Today, I was showering at my dorm. I had my clothes locked in a locker and my towel and robe hanging outside the stall. Someone took off with my towel and robe, which had my keys. I had to walk down three flights of stairs to get an extra key in nothing but a plastic shower curtain. FML
Today, I went camping with my family. While I was using the shower house, my sister decided it'd be hilarious to run off with my clothes and towel. I ran back to the camper, completely naked, only for my parents to bitch me out for streaking. FML
Today, I walked into my room in only a towel. I walked in front of my brother to get to my computer. He said, "My webcam is on." I replied smartly by screaming, hugging the towel tightly to me, turning, and running straight into the glass door, dropping the towel. His friends saw and laughed. FML
Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML
Today, I thought I was home alone so I went to take a shower and left my door open. My dog came in, stole my bra, and ran out of my bathroom. I jumped out and followed him, only to find out that my brother had two of his friends over. They all saw me naked, and my dog had my bra in his mouth. FML
Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML
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Top comments
BubbleGrunge 18
You only need a trim if YOU want a trim OP.
lulahanno 4
maybe you should've called someone to pass you a towel?
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Comments (148)
JosephMoore77 8
With their brain, #27
JMichael 26
Because we're geniuses my friend.
FreeChocolate 9
Are you a girl or boy?
Aspireworks 12
Hello Professor Oak! I'd like Squirtle please.
carebear97 1
Probably a girl since men seem to often have strong opinions about what women should do with their pubic hair but don't think they should need to do anything about theirs...
ileenefudge 29
I think we will stay with Team Rocket considering our boss already knows our genders '_'
Farmillionaire 8
Prepare for trouble!
stargirl_95 24
Make it double!
RobertoZ 5
*Insert all the other lines here because I do not want to type them all* And Meowth too!
medic345 4
Did you know pubic lice are going extinct because their "habitat" so to speak, is diminishing? Habitat conservation.
Zebediabolical 45
There is no evidence that pubic lice are going extinct. The report of which you speak mentioned a couple of clinics and doctors in Australia. That hardly equals evidence.
limabeans101029 21
Why of all places would you run to your brother's room? That's probably the place he's most likely to be
epicfury26 13
Whenever I forget a towel my room is right across the hall so I make a naked dash to my room
Dcm210 19
So get a trim.,
CrazyMelvin 14
YDI: how do you not know there's no towel ?
Julianstarwind 1
are you male or female? if male, i can understand the dash if your room was further away, if your female: why go to your brother's room naked, and risk him being in there?
lightanddark 17
you could have yelled for someone to get you a towel unless there was no one in the house. But it feels as if you had a clear idea that people were in the house