littlekellilee
Today, I reached out to an old friend to ask how his battle with cancer is going. He responded by asking for boob pics. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Charlotte, United States
Today, my best friend went in for her scheduled mammogram, and I sent her a text saying, "How're your boobies?" It was only after I sent it that I realized I'd sent it to my history professor. FML
insultedguy
Netherlands
Today, I went to the store and ran into an old friend that I hadn't seen in years. We chatted a little, and just as I was leaving he grabbed his mobile phone. Later, I added him on Facebook. Turns out the last thing he posted was a picture of my back saying: "Look who got even fatter." FML
yawho
Japan
Today, a customer that I've been waiting on for years came into the restaurant after a long absence. I said to him, "Hey man, it looks like you lost a lot of weight! How'd you do it?" He replied, "I got cancer." FML
GlowInTheDark
Australia
Today, I told my boyfriend about how a few years ago I had cancer, and how I underwent radiation therapy. His response? "Did you glow in the dark?" FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I went to the doctor thinking I had breast cancer. Turns out, I have a third boob. FML
Anonymous
United States
Nice guy
Today, there is a reason women don’t like self proclaimed “nice guys.” A guy I turned down years ago took pictures from my breast cancer journey and used them as props during his podcast/video to tell his disgusting fans I deserved cancer for rejecting him. FML
brittbrat4
United States
Today, I was teasing my 12 year old little cousin about him liking my best friend. I guess it made him mad because he yelled "Breast cancer!" at the top of his lungs before power-punching my right boob. FML
Anonymous
Vaudreuil, Canada
Be careful what you post on the Internet…
Today, my 10-year-old son's friend googled his name and found breastfeeding pictures that I had put on a personal website when he was 2 days old. Now he gets laughed at, and his friends all saw pictures of my breasts. FML
nohair
United States
Today, I shaved my head because I heard that one of my good friends got cancer. I went to visit her in the hospital. She's not bald. FML
OH COME ON
United States
Today, I texted my boyfriend on the way to the hospital to tell him I needed stitches, after my brother's dog bit me on the breast. His response? "Pics or it didn't happen." FML
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RichardPencil 32
Apparently, his battle is not going well, so you might want to grant a dying man his wish. If you send me the pics first, I can give you some artistic advice. Usually, my consulting fee is very high, but I’ll waive it for this worthy cause.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Catch-22. Either be mean to the guy who has cancer, or send him a photo of your ****, and risk other people seeing them. Tough call.
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BurnInDemonFire 39
Catch-22. Either be mean to the guy who has cancer, or send him a photo of your ****, and risk other people seeing them. Tough call.
1gullible_bugger 34
or just find some random boobs on the internet and send him those.
PenguinPal3017 19
Look at the positive side, the dude is likely dying, yet his top priority is seeing your breasts. They must be something special.
RichardPencil 32
Apparently, his battle is not going well, so you might want to grant a dying man his wish. If you send me the pics first, I can give you some artistic advice. Usually, my consulting fee is very high, but I’ll waive it for this worthy cause.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Going pro boner, eh? You're such a caring individual.
RichardPencil 32
Well, if she sends the pictures, I'm certainly not anti-boner!
EmDizzle2007 28
you beat me to it.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Pal, I ain't gonna beat you to anything. You can go solo for that.
Paul B. Gyurcsanszky 14
Send them to him. Maybe he’ll suddenly be cured!
Mathalamus 25
I would take that to mean, going well.
John Nemeth 14
You could take it a step further and flash him in person. You’d be a good person for that. You’d be an angel if you’d let him motor boat them :)
jrn 14
I take it he’s feeling a little bit better. Just a hunch
jkjorn 18
Never underestimate the power of teh boobz to cure what ails a man! Send 'em, stat!
Marcus Aurelius 4
What happened after you sent the boob pictures?
jabc34 9
the way I'd see it take one for the team it's only breast he isn't asking for sex an if you're worried about others seeing them do it in person